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Reservations Form From: Satan - Love: Jesusangry_smile
sexykellynicole See my TER Reviews 1435 reads
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This is the email I woke up to today! Do people seriously have nothing better to do with their lives, or WTF? Oh and why do I have to have this long verification form again???LOL  xo - Kelly Nicole

Full_Name: Lucifer
Email_Address: [email protected]
Age: 66
Contact_Number: 666-666-6666
Name_of_Company: 'Father of Lust' - John 8Main_
Company_Tel: 666-666-6666
Position_at_Company: 'Satan is going to sift you like wheat' - Luke 22
References: Seal of Jezebel The Whore http://www.formerthings.com/jezebel.htm
Appointment_Date/Time: 'You shall not surely die' - Satan
How_long: 'Where their fire will never be put out' - Matthew 23
Where_to_meet: 'The lake of fire' - Revelation 21
How_did_you_find_my_website?: 'The eyes of the Lord are on the sinful kingdom' - Amos 9
Date-Check_ID: Preferred411_ID: RoomService2000: Board_Handle:

Message: 'The harlot's pathways lead straight to hell. Down to the chambers of death' - Proverbs 7 'All fornicators shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone' - Revelation 21 'Sin no more or a worse thing will come upon you'- Jesus

ChurchHoLady285 reads

Send that little bastard to me.  He is a tough talker, but he's a sweetheart deep down.  You know the type that talks tough when his friends are around, but when you get him alone he wants a rubber cock jammed in his ass.

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ScFunWife233 reads

I've gotten a couple emails like that...I generally reply and ask for a couple references.

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NotSoSerial241 reads

He's clearly about to ascend via The Rapture at 6:00 p.m., so just put off your response until then.

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Claudius42310183 reads

how tiresome. i get some of the same though. usually it is face to face and i can be very patient.

i think your email is from someone who is just about ready to be PROFOUNDLY disappointed.

cheers.....

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sexykellynicole228 reads

Now at 6:38pm I feel much better!This jackass actually had me worried. I was deciding which pornos, toys and other unmentionables to burn first... but taking so long decide left me little time before 6pm and I just gave up!!! Wheeewww I thought we were all goners. Cause I am watching my favorite XXX now. Once a sinner always a sinner! lol

On the serious note, thanks for all your replys - religion & politics are usually best to streer away from but this time I couldn't help myself. What will really bother me is the thought of which unsupervised  teenager, crazy old man, crazy young man, preacher, teacher or guy next door the list is scary endless... who took that much time to fill out my seriously long reservations/verification form and CLICK SEND. CREEPY.

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GaGambler165 reads

but IMO, the reply you recieved was probably not by a true religious wacko, just an ordinary run of the mill wacko. lol

I thank everyone, well almost everyone for keepinng this thread within the guidelines of the GD board, I would have hated to have had to move it to P&R.

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sexykellynicole172 reads

This is definately a touchy subject and appreciate it not being moved but if it gets ugly, I would expect you to have delete it all together. I am a risk taker at times. lol Thanks GG! xoxo

-- Modified on 5/22/2011 4:38:48 AM

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Vanica179 reads

As Jesus was all about forgiveness and that everyone - especially sinners - were worthy of the Kingdom of God.

That people needs to brush up on their New Testament and WWJD.

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Vanica159 reads

"That people." I really need to lay off the shots of Earl Grey chased with Red Bull at 5AM.

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TrulyMsMocha169 reads

lmao @ the jimmy swaggart pic

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EliteCasey171 reads

Im new on here, i've only posted on the newbie board till now LOL. Oh thats freaky, but if they're REALLY religious in the first place surely it's sinful that they're even on our sites to be able to fill out the form!!!!!! or do they really think that what they have to say might make the light go on in our tiny little minds and we'll 'change'...... LOL...... I love what I do and i'll stop when im good and ready and want to do something else in life. I don't know why a small minority of people assume that anyody in this line has no morals or regard for life in general. You can be a fantastic person and still be doing this... I know i am and I don't want to change and the people who are important in my life wouldn't change me either. Good luck honey and hopefully no more nutty people sending you hate mail.

Take care & stay safe, Casey ;-) xx

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