I was reading a fellow hobbyist's review of a certain provider I was interested in and it was something like this: First of all he gave her a "once in a lifetime" rating and said that ,to begin with, she wouldn't kiss but that didn't bother him. Next, he went down for some DATY but smelled some urine and stopped, but that didn't bothered him either. I wonder if the provider was dead, it would be a problem for him to finish his business. What has the world has come to? Where's the romance? Maybe I'm getting old...
I've read some amazing ones myself. OTOH some guys would write that they were so studly they were making the lady have multiple orgasms from the moment they walked in. All the while she's stifling a yawn and praying he'd get his a$$ out the door..... Of course we are animals. But some of us are more refined than others, and some have more sense....
and why would TER approve it as a once in a lifetime if it obviously wasn't or per TER guidelines doesn't qualify as such? Of course, even though I'd only want to be pee'd on once in a lifetime, I really don't think that's what it is supposed to mean.
Little kids are equal opportunity. I got peed on (and worse) by my girls too. Going through this type of experience is one of the things that gives MILFs their perspective and sense of humor. Because who can survive kids without thinking half the stuff they do is hilarious, however messy and disgusting it might be?
You want romance? Join AFF (Adult Friend Finder) but, you will not find honest answers nor will you find the openess about having sex that you get on TER. I have had gals fart, smell a bit, wash my penis with a wet wipe, ask me to speed up my cumings so she could get going... and all sorts of things in between.
On the other hand, I've fallen in love with some of the providers I have met, come to appreciate them for their beauty, brains and social skills. But for me? right now, I do not wish the obligations that come with an entangled relationship - which is why the hobby suits me well. There are no regrets if you move on... it simply happens...
getting old? well that depends - age is more a matter of the mind than the chronological clock...
Romance - you take from this hobby exactly what you put in - I've always been treated well by the ladies in the hobby. and maybe that is because I try to treat them well...
animals... yes we are- and what WONDERFUL animals the ladies are... creatures of beauty and grace.
I spit out my drink in laughter when I read ur post. I have thought the same thing soooo many times. Forgive me if this sounds naive or stupid or what, but I sometimes think that a whole lot of the hobbyists giving these outstanding, once in a lifetime reviews are men who never came close to being with an attractive woman in their civvie life. Also, I think being rather older would be reason for someone to really get a kick out of a young woman. Combine these two aspects of the hobby and u have the recipe for misleading reviews.
I forgot to mention that in his review, the hobbyist said that after he went DATY, the provider didn't want to kiss him. Boy, I think she was trying to tell him something like: "Are fucking out of your mind, putting your mouth in this thing that I never wash? There's no way I'm gonna let you kiss me."
But even that didn't stop him from saying it was a "once in a lifetime". Now I get it. Maybe he was being sarcastic.
so "once in a life time" was a bit over stated. at least it sounds like those that could read were able to read between the lines and the #' and see a review for what it was.
jesus ritchie!!! I'm not talking about reading poems to one another, but some sense of intimacy like: KISSING!!!!!!! Otherwise why not save a lot of money and have sex with an inflatable doll.
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