I'm mulling career opportunities at this juncture in my life. People always ask, what do you enjoy? Of course, I'm not going to tell them about my desire to work with adult providers. The term "pimp" has such a negative perception to it. I don't want to abuse women at all or anything like that. I'd like to be a "business partner", help them run their site & advertise, manage their travel plans, find new streams of revenue, etc. After all, I was a business marketing major in college. I don't know how to get into the field. Maybe there are independent ladies out there who could use help?

I always wanted to be a pimp too. This guy is my hero:

does your future wife know you want to be a pimp ..............ny board ..your at a point in your life where you need a real hobby ..

...are independent because they really don't want to share revenue with a manager. Just a john's guess.

and we thought his post on the NY board was stupid. I wonder if this is his way of throwing his hat into the SPOTY competition?

I wonder if he has thought through the part where his conduct is a felony, while the acts of his "clients" are only a misdemeanor? I doubt they taught him that is business school, Come to think of it, do they teach you anything worthwhile in business school. Anytime someone posts something this stupid it reminds me of the movie "Back to School" with Mr No Respect Rodney (no not Turdy) Dangerfield

What a maroon

maybe rod can be his backup .. a pimp for these guys here ? the average age is like 70 ? mr fisher is a nice man no pimps necessary for this crew ....lo

taylor your knight in shining armour has arrived don't lose him ... and hes going into business you can school all the girls . perfect for you..

I don't think very highly of pimps.

One of the old trolls. Don't get me wrong. There are really guys who think this way obviously. But only a certain type of troll who posts this way...

NEVERMIND someone who CLEARLY has no real working knowledge of local, state, or federal statutes/penalities... or even ANY IDEA of how this "business" operates behind the scenes. This isn't a "fantasy." This guy needs a SERIOUS wake-up call. And possibly a swift "pimp slap" upside the head. He would be running a very real risk of ending up in prison on numerous felony counts, not to mention, a lifetime of having to register as a sex offender for being involved in what is legally considered human traficking. Furthermore, it's farcical that this alarmingly naive, inept person thinks he should be in a position to "manage" and give business advice to ladies who likely know 10 times more about this "business" than he does.

some are plain enigmatic and incredibly amusingly dumb...   lol

And how much cut would you be asking for, for doing none of the real work?  

Going into post-recession stages of instability, you might seriously consider an Internet marketing business selling Handmade in America Furniture.

It's not about helping independent women. It's about posting on BP and offering support and independence to those who want to gain control.

Or you would have never ever suggested allowing one to have access to your funds LO

a few summers ago over here I had one coming over here for an appointment next thing you know he is sleeping all that all the time and we were having a great time together for me if I did happen to have an assistant that could handle me that would actually come over here and help me be more organized by doing the phone for me so the person can come in and I can be kind of setting up all the details and getting myself ready well they're dealing with the phone I remember I had him hear that one day with me from 10 in the morning till 2 a.m. At night and I made close to 2500 in one dayI remember he did not want to take any money from me and I forced him to take 500 I was so grateful he helped me make so much money I would love to find another boyfriend that would come along for the ride and be a partner in crime and enjoy watching me make a  but you know the word pimp has a bad stigmalot of money and be happy rather than being disorganized and always behind and always worried about bills it's hard to do it all yourself but at the same time I never can find an assistant that will actually come and work with me at the house I don't really like the whole phone email everything by email assistant situation I would want the person to kind of show up for the shift start at 10 in the morning go till 2 a.m. And then that's it you kinda got your bills and rent and you're all set you can relax for a while after that I remember it was mostly massages it was not all GFE that's how I was able to do so many appointments but to have someone set up your second massage while you're actually still in their water washing up and cleaning up after the first massage it's a pretty good system if you're by yourself you really can't work like that in one day it takes a lot of energy to do the back and forth stuff on the email and the phone sometimes up to 3 hours before the appointment I am already emailing back and forth about the appointment that's not even happening 3 hours later I know doing it all yourself you get extremely extremely burned out and tired being burnt out mentally for me is harder than burnt out physically I don't think there's anything wrong with being a guy and wanting to be a girl's assistant there is one lady in the top hundred that does have a guy as her assistant as long as the lady is professional and she has good reviews and is doing a good job I don't see a problem with having a guy be your assistant and playing around with the roles of pants and getting to be the dominant one over the women that whole role play type of thing can be fun but definitely when people hear the word pimp they more picture an abusive guy taking all the girls money and hitting her but the way you are mentioning it like being sort of like a guy but that's a friend but that's helping her line up her calls and just kind of her partner in crime for the day most girls get really horny when they work too so you'll probably get to get a lot of freebies when you were there with her the guy I was seeing recently that it didn't work out with that I met during a massage as usual boundaries always get crossed with me and it always ends badly and I always end up angry at myself but anyways we were hanging out a lot and he did not want to come along for the ride I mentioned hey why don't you come with me on a trip to Vegas I went there before and column a lot of money but I was very disorganized I always thought it would be cool to find a hot guy that wanted to hang out and would help me with you know carrying my stuff on my travels and maybe he could walk the dog while I was doing the appointment or whatever strength in numbers and/or having somewhat of a family type structure when you are doing this for work can be very beneficial I think you have the right idea maybe you'll find the right chick to hook up with you can be her bitch boy I have had many a bitch boy before and it is very fun I had another bitch boy or so I called him when I lived in Dorchester and again he didn't work he just hung out and I was always yelling at him to clean get this place cleaned I gotta have the clients over I gotta work you gotta be keeping this place cleaned if I'm going to be doing all this stuff and I would buy us both new sneakers and kinda take care of all the big stuff and he would do the little stuff it was pretty much like reverse roles I was the breadwinner and he was kind of like the house wife doesn't matter what the setup is there are all types of rolls sometimes the woman is the one that makes the money and the guy has to do the

I know I recently was getting all lovey dovey with a guy who is a construction worker he gets up early and works long hours and I still make tons more than him and I barely barely work as it is I always was like damn that would be so fun we could hang out all the time every day always get to have fun together all day long but when you count the time I take off of work to do all the laundry and linens that I use for the spot in the massages and the towels and all the time I take to go out in stock up on the supplies I need to keep this place up and running as well as the time I have to take off to get myself primped and what not when I do all my own waxing on my own nails and pedi's it take so long then I gotta always make sure everything is freshly swept and mopped and everything is completely squeaky clean and smells awesome it is so much work behind the scenes I have to do before I can even actually have a guest over god forbid one little thing is out of place the bastards go and snitch on you in the review like one time I had some work being done to the apartment the guy is saying the place looks disorganized cuz they were fixing my kitchen sink its like Jesus f***** Christ but I remember saying to him damn quit your job and come hang out with me and you can do all this stupid crap I miss out on work doing for me I could make way more money if I had somebody to do all the little small stuff that I gotta do in order to be able to even do a massage does all this stupid behind the scenes back work I gotta do that takes up so much time I could be making so much money during that time and have someone else to do the little crap on the scenes behind the scenes kind of stuffI have gone through the whole routine with both males and females over and over in the past 10 years and it has worked out really good for both people involved on many many occasions I definitely think its funny to refer to it as having a pimp is it is a guy helping you out for me when I have had people help me with business it's more as though I am the one running the business and they are working for me but then there is that whole situation about a pimp that takes care of a street type of escort and he just kind of collect the money and then pays her rent and takes care of her nails for her she's not really taking all of the money and taking care of him I definitely think getting yourself together a little street family or whatever you wanna call it having a girlfriend that you're working with that may be having a guy running the phones and being the driver the whole hecticness and chaos but the fact that you can make so much more when you're working with a team I don't see a problem with his thinking I think he's got the right idea in fact I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to team up with someone especially when you know they can make seven times more money than you hey if he can find someone that needs an assistant and doesn't have a boyfriend and likes orange oyes kind of throwing orders like I do I do kind of enjoy feeling like I am this big CEO or a boss and I am like running a business or I like different types of role play like that with people but you know he never said he wants to go out to the street and find a girl that is hard on her luck and take advantage of her he just said he is looking for a full grown escort that is healthy and knows what she is doing and successful that he could help her do her business I don't see a problem with it and if I met a guy I like that immediately make that offer to him I think that is a great system trouble is a lot of guys do consider that partaking in it and they don't like the idea of it if they are like old school Italian guy there going to be like hell no I'm not helping you with that. I the guy I was with recently was this a talian Irish older guy and he didn't like the idea of helping me with stuff of course I immediately said why don't you move in you can run the computer you can run the phone and I'll do the work and will travel around the United States together it will be so fun he wasn't into it so oh well I don't care that's how I would like things to be with us I think it would have been fun rather than him being tired and working 70 hours a week for what I make in an hour I don't know my idea I think made a lot more sense and it sounded like a lot more fun but then again here I go I am crazy and everyone else is smart and intelligent

when I was in my twenties I responded to an ad in I think it was the Boston Phoenix it was for this thing called alternative modeling it was run by a fairly decent looking fellow and basically what he would do is there was a meet and greet at a club in downtown Boston and if you made the cut he basically wanted to see what you look like and then what he would basically do is look for jobs for you drive you to the jobs make sure you are safe take a cut of the job since he is your manager and finding the jobs for you it was a good looking white guy and pot of the hiring process was he would want to take you for a test drive before he had you do the actual p**** films anyways it was not an abusive about it and a lot of well established porn stars started out by working from him you could definitely do this as a job I wouldn't pay attention to people making fun of you many guys start entertainment companies and we'll have a few ladies work for them that guy was very successful he was handsome had a nice car he didn't take all of the money it was no drugs or alcohol involved the jobs were all during the daytime in the daylight hours it wasn't really a sketchy set up you would go to one of the jobs there would be three or four other models there he had a professional photographer you go get your pictures from it was kind of fun and actually if you are a lady going to be doing this kind of job and you're going to be doing it all yourself advertising and also responding to the customers that want you whether its for modeling coin are escorting or dancing most of those bachelor party companies are in fact all owned by guys and most of the time women in this field do not like to take orders from other women I know there are services run by women but me personally I respond better to a man and I want to work with men

I've had my eye on this little baby:

Assistant again!

would rather work for men.. women and women , don't seem to get along or work well together .. so I agree ..and you have had an interesting life so far .. lots of fun stories and info to share .. thanks ... xoxo  

I love your posts! I read most of them. I think they're very entertaining and refreshingly honest. And they remind me of James Joyce. I don't think you're crazy.  

In South Asian brothel districts, "pimps" are actually just hawkers flagging down the customers for the providers. They do the bidding of the providers- run errands, flag down business, warn of police or "goons" in the vicinity, etc.

Some personal assistants would do that type of stuff  and much, much. But in order to keep it legal and above board, they wouldn't be able to do things like answer emails, phone calls, drive the girl to appointments, etc.

my caller i.d. so much next day, and the emails from a guy who s name begins with a t............dam knew that was him again,.

and be able to role play 24/7 as a character from sopranos, or the departed. so I'd have to run interviews, they dont hAVE TO BE A REAL LIFE TOUGH GUY JUST BE ABLE TO ROLE PLAY ONE FOR ME WHEN ON MY WATCH,....
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