Sounds like Fantastic Sam's with benefits.
Or would that be SuperCunts? Ah...what a difference a consonant makes...LOL.

but I am not sure if I am brave enough to wake said lady up by sticking my dick in her mouth without knowing exactly how she is going to react. I'm not that big to begin with, I don't think I can afford to lose two inches off the end of my dick. lol

Dude...I was just making a joke about where you get your hair cut...and the associated perks.

I'm happy for you ...and scoed.

So fucking sorry you all have to wake up to this, but WTF?!

Mikey's got a 4 day weekend and I'm gonna take you all down with me!

Speaking of going down, I've had the pleasure of some certain ladies that insisted that they wake up with my face buried in their pussy, and even one that said she would love to wake up with my dick in her mouth...!

Just wondering what the oral fixation is with some people so early in the fucking morning?

memories of a pacifier..............

You have the sweetest voice, among other things(!), and I knew you were up considering the time zone!

Woke up my wife by sticking my dick in her mouth. (She told me to do it the next time I woke her for sex.) And I have used DATY to motivate her to wake up. I have also been woken up many times by my wife giving me a early morning BJ. In fact thats why I am up now. She needed to get to work a bit early do to a party tonight and needed to get her testing out of the way so she could work it and wanted to say goodbye properly. Little me enjoyed her efforts.

You poor bastard!

Sucks to be you, having a lovely lady wake you up with a hummer!

Don't you have things to buy and sell at a ridiculously marked up price today?! lol!

Take your fucking early morning-cock sucked ass somewhere else pal! I'm not buying crazy today!

Too goddam early in the morning, and I'm drinking at the present.

Gotta make sure I make a 3 pm with a HOT little chicana to cut my hair and hope she'll let me do something about her trim....!

I have to go to the zoo with a couple of kids instead. Tomorrow, I will get to sell stuff at ridiculously marked up prices and be thanked for it. Now, go enjoy a beer for me.

Just waiting for the first call from work wanting to know where this is at, who signs out, and wtf do they do next....

Sucks being indespensible...!

of being the most under qualified person at my place of employment yet feared enough that no one dares point it out is no one ever misses me messing things up or getting in there face yet at the same time no one openly complains to me when I do make life a bit harder for them. I rather be feared than indispensable; people bother you less that way.

Afterall, you're the one that signs their paychecks... lol!

I've had the pleasure, and honor, of talking with scoed many times and this fucker has his shit together!

His posts might suggest otherwise, but let me put it this way, I'll trade certain aspects of his personal/professional life with mine anyday.

The fact he's married is the only thing I'd do without as far as trading life....

Mikey don't do well with long term commitments. Not by choice, just the way it ends up...

So here I am!

My wife is one of the best things in my life even if I complain about her from time to time. And there is a lot of drama in my life for someone who has anything together. Sometime I envy you, MP67 and your simpler life but then I would miss my wife and kid too much so I'm stuck and can't trade you.

I'm hoping she's not dreaming of eating a banana or something like that and bites down.

Might ruin my day....! lmao!