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Riboflavin11 3564 reads
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Review after review I read about guys on here DATY are you guys out of your f*&!/@g minds! Why don't you just drive to the location and suck the cock of the guy who has the appointment before you?
This just doesn't make any sense. .....explain yourselves. ..

That would mean the hooker would have to divulge where the prior john lives/works.

Can you test this out and ask your favorite hooker to tell you about her priors?

And then get back here and explain yourself.

Thanks in advance for your concerns.

Posted By: Riboflavin11
Review after review I read about guys on here DATY are you guys out of your f*&!/@g minds! Why don't you just drive to the location and suck the cock of the guy who has the appointment before you?  
 This just doesn't make any sense. .....explain yourselves. ..

While I do think that performing DATY is a higher risk factor than many other activities, it has everything to do with pussy, and nothing to do with cock - unless you are seeing BBFS ladies.  Condoms and a bath or shower make any gent pretty far removed from the last fellows cock.
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JackDunphy1547 reads

Plus with the new TER pulldowns, I just check off the "low volume" option on the db to make sure the likelihood of me sucking the schlong of the dude that goes before me is VERY VERY low.

Like any one comes here looking for a virgin, when they really want a slut.

Or just pick at it...and when it's getting cold offer it to your date?

And WTF is a "riboflavin"?  Seems like it's just vitamin B2.  How is that a fulfilling meal?  ;)

Gotta stick to the protein...and sausage and peppers..and French martini's.

I've lost all wit due to the time and fading of caffeine in my system. So literally, I was saying I was going to blow Humanist, then kiss Mr. Riboflavin.

Nah, just messin', I was with ya.

I honestly have thought of getting a nice matronly Jewish mom type to feed her.  

Actually there's a gal pal of mine in NYC that might fit that bill.  I'd just be concerned that they may have more fun with each other than with me  :

I guess that's next on my list. How to order a meal you can eat entirely without looking like a jerk lol. They give you so much food! :D

At least I got to feed you lol

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How about this, the next time you pick up a little hottie at the bar, you take her back to your place and you're DK'ing , just remember last night she sucked some guy off and he blew his load in her mouth and she rolled it around in her mouth before swallowing it, so you just ate his spunk by proxy.

If you're really as insecure as you sound perhaps you should do what the terrorists do and just murder any woman that you even suspect is not a vrigin. C'Mon man!  

I'm actually surprised that I even responded to your non sense, but I did, stop being such a schoolboy. I see providers that I have every confidence wash their pussy in between appointments, perhaps you should step up to the big leagues, or shut the fuck up.

Very well said.  If you don't want to be in the game there's the door.

peoples whole day would be taken up with tracking down each other, sucking each others cocks and before you know it  we would all have thrush and the women would be out of business. Mainly my answer to that is...hey I like pussy. I like eating pussy. I have no homophobic fears of cocks. If you are seeing a classy provider and not some tart off of the street there is a good chance she does a thing called bathing. It is kinda cool, they wash their women bits and everything. Unless you have an in on virgins I am sure there has been a cock at some point in every pussy you ate.

And we're not all fucking dudes in some kind of sexual assembly line, maintaining a consistent layer of crusty splooge on our bodies for hours on end.  

So settle down, bro. You're going to give yourself an aneurysm.

Panthera121467 reads

I do have to confess that the cleanliness in between tricks does occasionally cross my mind. A simple sniff test prior to dining usually does it for me.

Yeah but that doesn't really tell you much. You can be a virgin and have a stinky twat. BV, anyone?

(and for the record, I mean bacterial vaginosis, not BigVern...though he would make my pussy shrivel up and emit an offensive smell as a defense mechanism, kinda like a skunk)

Posted By: Panthera12
I do have to confess that the cleanliness in between tricks does occasionally cross my mind. A simple sniff test prior to dining usually does it for me.

If his name is mentioned again he might reappear like Beetlejuice.

Posted By: Tobi Telford
Yeah but that doesn't really tell you much. You can be a virgin and have a stinky twat. BV, anyone?  
   
 (and for the record, I mean bacterial vaginosis, not BigVern...though he would make my pussy shrivel up and emit an offensive smell as a defense mechanism, kinda like a skunk)  
   
Posted By: Panthera12
I do have to confess that the cleanliness in between tricks does occasionally cross my mind. A simple sniff test prior to dining usually does it for me.

See dude, I told you.... baths, soap, etc...it is all cool. You can go down on a muff with confidence that you are not going to taste any cock. probably less cockage than shaking a dudes hands. Cause we all know how good some guys wash their hands after rubbing one out or taking a leak.

Dude...that didn't even occur to me. I high-fived my brother earlier today...now I need to go vomit.  

Posted By: Corythehuman
See dude, I told you.... baths, soap, etc...it is all cool. You can go down on a muff with confidence that you are not going to taste any cock. probably less cockage than shaking a dudes hands. Cause we all know how good some guys wash their hands after rubbing one out or taking a leak.

Lol, maybe he washed his hand. You never know. You might be good.

He now has another guys dna, not to mention stale piss on his face from the guys DICK. And he worries about licking pussy. Sad really.

Unless someone's invisible puke residue got on the dry urine on their hand when they touched something outside.

I have a strong feeling the OP forgets to wash his hands after urinating. And then fingers his girlfriend.


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Absolutely awesome, I can't wait to meet this woman.

As for the idiot, insecure, homophobe OP, I'm sorry that he is as insecure and unsure about hos own sexuality to post such a ridiculous thing.

And don't say you're not.

Posted By: Riboflavin11
Review after review I read about guys on here DATY are you guys out of your f*&!/@g minds! Why don't you just drive to the location and suck the cock of the guy who has the appointment before you?  
 This just doesn't make any sense. .....explain yourselves. ..

Nothing to do with the OP here (He probably doesn't manscape anyway:))

But What's wrong with using the same razer to manscaoe and shave your face? Guys expect a lady to stick their dick and balls in her mouth, and some even want her tongue up in their asshole (and they most likely kiss her after), but heaven forbid they use the same razer to shave their nutsack and their own cheek?? Sorry I don't get it.

Riboflavin is not toxic when taken orally...-Wikipedia

If you are picking your ladies wisely, the cock that came before you was completely covered by a condom.  Even in a worst case scenario - like the previous dude slipped out the door seconds before your arrival, AND the lady had to time to bathe - you'd still only be lapping up condom goo.

Yes, anyone who has given a CBJ knows it's not the most yummy thing ever - but it's hardly a crisis.

Posted By: Riboflavin11
Review after review I read about guys on here DATY are you guys out of your f*&!/@g minds! Why don't you just drive to the location and suck the cock of the guy who has the appointment before you?

but seriously, she's so right.

When I see a new review of MiMi I'm like a kid on Christmas morning, yummy.

Summer is fast approaching.

But weren't 100% sure, would you let her suck your cock? Would you eat her pussy? Would you still let her give you a world class BBBJ even though your suspicion of her profession makes you never give her the pleasure of DATY or even kissing her?

How about if she was standing next to you while you passed a few ladies who's pussies you'd eaten? Would you tell her?

I had plenty of guys hit on me for a nice hook up in bars. Hot hot hot classy and everyday guys. If I easily went home with one, do you think I didn't just as easily the night before?

Have you ever gone to a good single's bar and pick up random strangers while BBacking with them? When your new girl pulls out a condom, do you say "What's that?" Then explain you know nothing about STD's because you just got out of a long marriage and never had to think of those? But you'd still bare backed with 80 ladies since that marriage?

Now that I've explored a few things that you may have encountered...

Some of us are part time (at the sex part) and have one date per night/week/etc. We're not blowing a guy while you're parking to come up. (At least I hope not lol)

Also, soap, toothpaste, and mouth wash take care of that.

All in all, don't eat her pussy... Or anyone's pussy that has had sex in the past month. But never say you don't want to get married because you will unknowingly be licking another dude's cock residue many times for the rest of your single, lonely, prudish life. (By prude, I mean you do the same damn shit but scold others so you look innocent.)



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I dribble a bit of raw chicken juice on my snatch before you arrive.  I then lay back and think about the dose of  explosive shits and watch you shake your head wondering if it was something you ate...hahahahahahahahahah You can thank Sally M Onella.

lotsa fun foreplay can be had, and we are both assured of a level of cleanliness that removes any real or psychological obstacles to intimacy, oral or otherwise.....

Littlestinker1554 reads

When your Momma kissed you as a boy how do you know she did not just  
get done sucking your Daddy's cock.

bonordonor1484 reads

I cannot stop laughing at each and every post. Riboflavin11, you are a fucking genius! LMFAO!!! And by the way, hats off to all the ladies, they made this thread the most enjoyable one I've read ever!

 
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Do they eat bot pussy? I mean, why would there be a low volume ho-bot? Science is suppose to progress forward, there won't be any inefficient robots built.

 
... it would be like licking the token slot on an arcade game.

Blindwolf1074 reads

The way I see it, Ribo, you got some issues going on here that preclude you from the joy of pleasuring a woman in the way she loves the most.  Every dude here, in spite of the hoo rah rhetoric, knows what I'm talking about.  It's the only real control we have over them.  Apparently, you have an unusually inflated fear of the penis that is essentially homophobic.  It's pretty much a given that any lady that would fuck you has certainly fucked before.  So many other fat throbbing corpulent and spewing penises, that have been in such close proximity to her that you have to worry about.  Hmmm, isn't homophobia actually a pathological denial of the reality that you are gay?  Something to ponder, but later.

Or, you may have a problem with the concept of time.  His dick isn't actually still there you know.  Like erections, the presence of dick does not last.   So, how long is a reasonable length of time from when she last saw another dude before you? A few days? A year?  Never?  You will only go down on a virgin?  If so, you like the taste of blood.  Thats an issue for another day.  Maybe the authorities should be notified.

Or, you have an irrational fear of vagina.   They are dirty filthy things that were put on earth by the devil, no?  Personally,  I don't care where they've been.  Bathed or not.  Dirtier, the better. That certain earthiness and body of a well used cunt.  An acquired taste perhaps, but oh so sublime.  Does that disgust you?

So, in sum, If you have any of these issues that you lay awake at night brooding about, (you did feel the need to open the matter to discussion on a very abstract and public forum, after all), then you are either totally FUBAR or gay.  You are an awesome creature to me for your OP.

Some people think John's and hookers are inhumane and fucked up in some way or another. Or more 'dirty'. Which isn't true from what I've seen. I practice safe, safe sex in and out of this profession. I hear way too much unprotected civvy sex happening out there. To me, that's scary. When one becomes a hooker or John, their bodies don't change to zombies. It's people having sex who are having sex with people. I think the stats should be questioned on risks, IMO.

I have LESS sex now than I ever did when I was a civvy. I also have LESS SEX than a CIVVY GUY. (In a lot of cases.)

Think of it. If the OP's idea is logical, (let's pretend he's talking about a low volume provider who's vagina works properly to clean up the zero amount of cock that was left in there,) the ladies who are wrapping their mouth around his cock are sucking out the insides of the last lady's vagina that he slept with. (Which, if she's hot, I'll totally take it lol. JK)

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Posted By: Riboflavin11
Review after review I read about guys on here DATY are you guys out of your f*&!/@g minds! Why don't you just drive to the location and suck the cock of the guy who has the appointment before you?  
 This just doesn't make any sense. .....explain yourselves. ..

You don't have to do what others do! Wow big surprise! Guess what? You don't want to DATY, Don't fucking DATY dummy.
You can even find tons of providers who don't even allow it. Might save sone money too. Most non GFE gals are cheaper.  

Rocket Science man. Gotta love it.

So it's cleansed after each appointment.... But I don't do 5 guys in a day... 2/3 max.... But each time shower, cleanse the PUSSYCAT..... and make sure is Shiny!!! Lmfao ....

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