eating the leftover candy or filching a choice morsel from their kids' loot?

For a good laugh.. Jimmy kimmel is going to air homemade videos of parents telling their children that they are all of their candy.. The reactions last year went from priceless to wow.. That kid is going to need therapy..

I gave out rainbow colored pencils with candy. Mostly I'm hoping I end up with some pencils leftover. I love school supplies. And I may be refusing to give out the lindor truffles I bought.

Wow! Passive aggressive at its finest!

Your cool , and sweet . Happy Halloween xo

You are probably wondering why this note is written on the toilet paper wrapped around your house and landscaping, and the broken eggshells next to your car.

I'm the kind of candy corn eater that doesn't eat candy corn.

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What happens to them after they enter my mouth, is between me and my mouth.

candy Just incase some kids rang the doorbell. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to do with it . Luckily I bought my favorite kind .

who are bringing their little ones around. The true meaning of MILF.

Yeah, who would ever have a typo? Yours was incredibly cute though, and who am I to get upset at a woman for having any type of "o"s.  

I'm a huge advocate of child cancer awareness and finding a cure.  
And type o is always first to come to my keyboard. For obvious reasons.

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