Turn you on?
Instant erection for me,when kissing a provider's lucious ass!!!
Can't wait to see what troll like responses, i get on this one.
It is a serious question!

NO poop-eating for me Lungman. That's how diseases get started, with hands and mouth to ass then her pussy. And she doesn't get to toss my salad either.

On your nose.
No. I don't get turned on by brown stuff.

We always knew lungman was an ass kisser on the board. Now we know he is a literal ass kisser in real life as well. rofl

Tiger Wood's called it a "Dirty Sanchez/" Lungman just wants to lick ass. It's the cross-contamination that gives me pause. I don't take a shit where I eat. (end of story)

Because my answer varies depending on which.

No poop-eating for sure,but i do think i could get a nut,just kissing that smooth and silky ass!!!

I love caressing, kissing, licking, rubbing, messaging, and on several instances when super clean and hairless, DATO. I love it.

One of my favorite position is CG, where I can hold her ass-cheeks and guide her. My favorite lady is so clean, and fresh, I usually go extended DATO, and she just loves it, and so do I immensely.

I reserve that for just a few ladies that I am sure they have prepared themselves, and they do enjoy it.

...and brown nosing?

Depth perception!

That and kissing where the pee comes out....ewwwww yucky!

lungman said nothing about analingus. Besides, let's get real folks. There's DATO mentioned in plenty of reviews, and the ladies I've seen are so impeccably groomed it's as clean as DATY.

try one of these!

Let me clarify,,,kissing ass cheeks,,,not ass-hole!!!
I can't even stand my own shit,let alone anyone else's!!!

Jinni,,,you have exactly the kind of ass cheeks,i'd love to kiss!!!
Yummy!!!

I'm with you on that.  There are certain ladies that are irresistable.  They are so professional in the way that they prepare for you, and you know when it's right.

It doesn't seem to stop you from dishing it out in huge heaping piles.

Your head is constantly ears deep up the ass of every "damsel in distress", it's no wonder you get a little shit in your mouth every once in a while.