One answer for three questions

They don't talk about their daily appointments unless they are creepy weird like you .  
 If you don't know the purpose of  brushing your teeth , flossing and mouthwash, you must have jungle breath .  

"It was great! I had a tough day but my last session was with this tool called lungman.  All he wanted me to do was insult him and throw my heels at him while he lay in a corner in the fetal position sobbing uncontrollably.  Easiest money I ever made."

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That 300 pound guy must have you bow legged and whimpering. Hopefully he was your last appointment of the day.

many years of therapy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KgoSq_2I8aM

who are very selective and low volume

I bet you experienced all three while you were in prison, didn't you?  

 
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But I will bitch or sing praises.  

OMG he showered!!

The dick kept putting his thumb in my ass, nearly punched him.

And the like.

Since when does a man ask his SO how her day at work went?

Are you exercising some kind of sense of humor here. LOL!

There are many men out there who are NOT turned on by the fact that their wife or GF bangs random strangers for money...especially guys she might not even be attracted to. Some people find the idea downright disgusting and guess what? That's their right to feel that way, just like it's another's right to not be bothered by it.

Backhanded the shit out of me

I dated a former client for a while. It was while I was working with agencies. I was seeing a lot of clients back then and some of my experiences were rather...um...colorful. But I rarely discussed work with him.

He didn't really want to hear the gory stories, or even the funny stories. He knew what I did, but he didn't want it thrown in his face. It's worth noting that we weren't long-term and there was no possibility of us being long-term - he had already scheduled a move to a different part of the country, months before we met. So we were just enjoying each other for the few months we were able to be together, and we largely ignored those aspects of ourselves/our relationship that we did not like.

He really didn't GET it. No matter what horror story I told him (these were my agency days and some appts/days were really ugly or just really bizarre), he always just thought I was some kind of horny slut who wouldn't be fulfilled without acting out sexually.

I let him think what he wanted. And he tried as hard as he could not to think about what I was doing...when he did think of it, I think he tended to glamorize it.

And surprisingly....he didn't really care if I was just with client(s) as long as he got his own needs taken care of at some point before he passed out. That last question was without a doubt a bit crudely worded, BTW...