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clarence37 37 Reviews 792 reads
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I was reading an article that speculated about how dinosaurs managed to have sex and I came across this gem of a quote:

"A 33-foot long ankylosaurus with spikes and armor would have a 6-foot penis to bridge the gap when he got close to a female," John Long, professor of paleontology at Flinders University in Australia.

OK, that's all I wanted to say. Go back to what you were doing.

Dr Who revived280 reads

I guess that'll lower her TER score

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foreroticreview277 reads

Just the tip babe, justlet me stick in the tip I promise....

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bluepillman261 reads

the now long extinct Londonosaurus Rexus would have just barely been able to fit in that 6 foot schlong into her pre-historic pussy!
:D

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Dr Who revived248 reads

Hence the extinction of the species some 65 million years ago

Posted By: bluepillman
the now long extinct Londonosaurus Rexus would have just barely been able to fit in that 6 foot schlong into her pre-historic pussy!  :D
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AlexandraMilw283 reads

I don't know what you did to these guys... but whatever it is, pm me so I can add a few tricks to my bag! lol.

So do you think the pussy back then was natural or shaved? I am thinking they didn't have bushes back then.  

Wonder what they used for condoms? What perhaps would be the going rate?

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London Rayne327 reads

They just like making fun of my handicapped vagina lol. I didn't do much of anything to any of them...unless you count what my mouth and my cooking did. Or, maybe it's my award winning personality bwahahaha.

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They like the blunt, feisty, and playfulness that you got going on.  

Alright, I am lying, it is all about the tight pussy and some not being able to have it. Always want what you can't have ha ha. Pretty sure that is what drives them nuts.  

Truth be told, it is obvious the guys here like to play and since you can take it and dish it with the best of them... they like that. I try not to be overly serious either.

Posted By: London Rayne
They just like making fun of my handicapped vagina lol. I didn't do much of anything to any of them...unless you count what my mouth and my cooking did. Or, maybe it's my award winning personality bwahahaha.  

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AlexandraMilw239 reads

He is out with a sore thumb! Thanks for the compliment. He has the makings of a great ball player. He shall do better this year.

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan

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Dr Who revived248 reads

Ended up I had to call 911 to get the "jaws of life" in there to try and get in that pussy.

That didn't work...so off to dinner and drinks.

And she remembered to grab the cash.  

Thank god...or I guess I would have to have written a post that a hooker doesn't look at the cash upon entry.  At least the smart ones don't  LOL

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London Rayne279 reads

I know not to ever leave the shit in the hotel room, so that's just habit but I do NOT remember how you paid me...Mac either for that matter. Oh wait, yes I do. Mac got me a prepaid card to book my flight home with bwahahhaa.

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I could have made a game of it....like putting bills out in various places and give you 5 minutes to grab it all or forfeit it.  Would have been tougher than naming the resident board idiots.  I gotta believe you would have been able to name at least a few of them...right?

Hmm...sounds like fun  :D

Nah..you earned every penny of it.

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I know not to ever leave the shit on the hotel room, so that's just habit but I do NOT remember how you paid me...Mac either for that matter. Oh wait, yes I do. Mac got me a prepaid card to book my flight home with bwahahhaa.

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Dr Who revived220 reads

And I keep on dancing with hotplants...she's not quite sure which CPA is going to reply to her  :D

It's a wonderful life.

Unless you're Udo.

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bluepillman245 reads

was Clay Aiken waiting for the final votes to come in for the American Idol finale in 2003!
:D

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MagicMedic211 reads

Damn you didn't tell me that in the PM, holy crap all that other stuff but not that. LOL

Yes I asked if she was German, cause that was goudentite.

MM

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MagicMedic250 reads

That's like when I make a comment on FB and I have all ex's commenting on it, makes me laugh every time.

Now I know why she asked me to send her that pic, lol. At least it was you and not some back channel moron. Wait didn't she say that she never sends pic's?

Dude I am thankful that I am not any bigger than I am.

MM

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