So I'm going to see this provider that's suppose to be excellent at TUMA. Being new, I had to look it up in the self help section in the past. But reading reviews on this provider, I kept noticing all these guys saying how good she is at it and how much they enjoyed it! And I'm like WTF? What is it about a TUMA that's gonna feel good? My first thoughts are "gross"! Or Jesus H Christ, why would anyone want that"? "Why would anyone want  to catch or receive" So please people, enlighten me? It's a slow rainy day here on TER so tell me, What the hell is this all about?  

Schwarzeneggered!

or ask for it as a matter of course, but it does feel pretty fucking good when it happens.  

sandwiches, casseroles, canapes, it's all good.

and love both giving and receiving  

You will never know until you try it. The area is ultra sensitive, so a slow, sensual lapping, warm wet tongue that is very experienced in it, by a provider who loves doing it, is highly erotic.  
Kisses
Frederica

There was a long thread on General Discussion 2 weeks ago:  

Nice memory there. I didn't remember that, but I kind of do now.  I kind of knew it was the same. I guess since I made reservations with this provider that's really into it, I wanted to get educated a little more before my appt. I said enlighten me and y'all did. Like I told a friend on here in a PM. Wth, I'll check it out. Honestly it seems super strange to me, however, I'm certainly not opposed to something that's sexually gratifying! Hell, I'll give it a shot!  

But it does sound fun to try

Who wouldn't enjoy someone's tongue up their ass????

Where's TS Sasha? No new posts in ~2 weeks.

Applause

In a very silly and fun way.

Well put, sweetie.

And may I add ... you speak from GREAT expertise on the matter, you naughty little thing.

loved to sit on my face with my TUHA and she would use a vibrator to climax over and over again. I loved every minute.

OK, in the heat of the moment anything can happen, but 99% of the time, I avoid this.

TUMA = TONGUE IN MY ASS, her tongue in my (or your) ass, but don't expect her to do it unless you're squeaky clean.  
Why? Because the ass has more nerve endings than your dick has and most people find it very pleasurable.  
But why does she do "that"? Because some providers enjoy giving their clients extreme pleasure.

according to the drawing (Kudos BTW) the difference between DATY and DATO seems to be about an inch.

Gone for being BAD

Some think TUMA is great.  Others say it disgusts them.  Very little middle ground.
And, once again, this board shows just how judgmental it is.  When this should be the least judgmental place around.
You don't like it?  Fine. You love it?  Fine.  Just don't judge the people who do, or don't.  We should be the least judgmental people in the world about sexual preferences.  But we are as bad as Bible thumpers.
Yuck.

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Yeah that makes a lot of sense. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you so you'll understand PS I'm sorry, but I'm not  fluent  in stupid.  

Yet you'll be on your tricycle today won't you? How stupid does THAT look? Btw where's the review?

See how judgmental you are about our judgementalness.

Just because people hiding behind handles and aliases are frank about their prejudices? LULZ!  Nothing "open and up front" about that. And, yep, I'm judgmental about it, just like I am about racisim, violence, greed and other nasty stuff.  No apologies for that either.

This is a place where people say whatever they want. Any comment being a judgement.

You are really proud of it? :-/

You are conflating having an opinion on something with being judgmental.  It should be pretty clear that what I've objected to (as have many in the past) is people passing judgements on the sexual preferences of others, not on their other opinions.

Tell us what's really bothering you Steph? You seem to have an agenda ...  

Which review is that? I didn't realize you were such a fan. I don't hand out 10s like you.  

Try to stay on topic.

It makes a person seem like they are 14.

I consider it to be among my best qualities.  I'm sorry if I confused you.

And maybe if you'd step up to the major leagues you could be like me! Don't be a hater. Just go for a ride on your scooter!!

I could never be like you.  Douche bags like you can't be replicated so you are one of a kind. If you are an example of the "major leagues" then I will gladly quit now. You can't possibly believe the noise that comes out of that hole in your face! How sad...

It's difficult to stay on topic with people who jump to rash conclusions without all the information.  
Jumping to conclusions rarely turns out well. It just makes you look foolish by having one foot in your mouth
while your head is up your ass. Flexible, but foolish.  

Good scooter weather this weekend?

I'm talking about you bringing attention to Sasha and NOTHING else,

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