"Do you think my ass looks OK?"  or any of the variants on that theme?

Is it a trick question with no right answer?

Can you invoke "Don't ask, don't tell?"

Comments from both sides please.

Just tell her the truth in a nice way. If they want you back they will even comment "I will start going to the GYM". I have told a few that daty tastes better if you don't smoke and some have decided to give up smoking because they want repeat business.

If she does, then say, "I think it looks fine. Now come over here and rub it in my face."  Oh, sorry -- getting carried away, again. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

How about, "I'm paying for it, it must be good."

If you want to answer seriously use words that aren't positively or negatively charged. Instead of saying "flabby" say, "I think you would be happier if you improved the muscle tone in these areas (poke poke)." Instead of saying "huge" say, "You might like a sleeker appearance, I've heard yoga is great for stretching and toning." Instead of "flat" say, "Hey, let's go get a cheeseburger for lunch and walk around the mall for a while."
Of course, if her ass is fantastic, just slobber all over it and moan loudly while begging to touch it just one more time.

She could be asking because she's insecure or even because she thinks she's perfect and wants you to confirm it.  Neither of those are feelings you want to fuel.

So, if a woman asks 'does my ass/breasts/legs/left ear  look good?' then you just have to say - 'Not bad, honey, but what about my ass?'

Just tell her. Ciara in Buffalo, Her ass looks better ... LOL

Or like Sinbad once said.. ( The comedian) No honey, I love the way your ass drags in the sand)

what if it's you that asks me?

Thanks for the invite to turkey day.  I'll bring the wine.

...Oh, there it is near the top of the page.  It reads:  When asked if their ass (or any body part) looks O.K., thou shall take a look, pretend to think, and then reply with, "I think your (Ass) looks great!"  

The only thing above it on page 1 is the more common variation of this type of question, i.e. Do these (pants) make my (hips) look too (wide)?  Again, thou shalt look, pretend to ponder and answer, "No, I think your (hips) look great!"

Again to reitterate, these answers are universal to all females, providers included.

Now for the women out there, why is this a standard answer?  Why can't you be told the truth, if in fact we're lying?  Simple.  Two reasons: 1) most can't handle the truth if it's bad, and it will not help our chances of getting what we want;  and 2) you should be kept in the dark on a few things.  Turn about is fair play.  You hear the standard reply and you may wonder, "is he just saying that?".  Likewise, we see a hot chick, get the courage to talk to her, maybe buy her a drink or something, and yet we still have no clue as to what she's thinking about us.

...a woman), especially your wife.  What CAN you be thinking about?

I think I already told you how great your ass is without you even asking.

was from my ex.  It was called:  The sex manual for manual sex. I Think she was trying to tell me something.

I always tell my SO that she has the nicest ass in the room.  Works well, especially when its just the 2 of us!!!

I can't stand kissing an "ashtray" but really have never noticed it down there. If you're saying it's the same thing, I think it's all in your head. I've heard this many times but just can't "taste" the difference. Explain exactly what the displeasure is.

As a non smoker I can taste the difference between a provider who smokes and does not smoke. There is a bitter daty taste from a provider who smokes. I know from experience. If the provider is a light smoker it is harder to detect. Daty from a heavy smoker is just down right nasty. It is so nasty that I won't daty that long.

Good tasting daty is addictive and will get repeat customers.

If, just if, it's a provider whom I've known for awhile and wants/expects a frank answer (like she's modeling some new S&M outfit and wants to know which one is hotter on her) then I'll give an honest answer, otherwise I bail.

You need to get the buns of steel video. It needs to be just a little bit bigger. Go to the GYM and do some squats. DO exercises that will develop some more muscle on your butt so it is a bubble butt. The bubble butt will help you to be able to vice grip better for the super O.

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If it didn't I wouldn't have my tongue buried 4 inches deep inside it.

  Rimshot please (pun unintended)

IA.

Is really setting herself up for whatever comes. A woman should know better. If she asks, if she has a brain at all, she should be prepared to fully accept honesty. If not, she should keep her mouth shut.

I ask, "Does my ass make your cock look big?"

If it is before the session starts always say good things, if it is after the session tell the truth, even if it is a negative comment. Save an y negative comments for AFTER the session.

"Well, it's not as sexy as mine, but then again, it's not all hairy like mine is either."