Ms. CiaraAZ is my one and only, I love her.... I am thinking of moving to AZ! just to be near her.... Been offered enough for my first born male child.... and may take it - !!
...and we're sitting around the campfire, roasting marshmallows...
Ciara1: This is fun. Ciara2: Yeah. Loads of fun. Lex: Camping blows. Ciara1: Yeah. Ciara2: Blows? This was your idea, Lex. Lex: My idea? I don't even like hotels without room service. Ciara2: Listen, fat man, I distinctly remember this was YOUR idea. 'Oh, I love camping, I'm the L.L.Bean of super-villains, blah, blah, blah...' Lex: I never said that! Ciara1: OK, shut up you two. It doesn't matter now. Let's get out of here. How far is Vegas? Ciara2: It's a ways off...but Reno isn't far. Lex: OK, pack up the shit. I'll warm up the Vespa. Ciara2: YOU pack up the shit, fat boy. This was YOUR idea...
[Meanwhile, on a nearby hill, a group of Ninjas watches the happy campers]
[The shortest Ninja lowers her binoculars]
Short Ninja: That's him, that rotten, cheating bastard! You know what to do men. Big Ninja: Yes, ma'am. Short Ninja: Let the ladies go, but give the bald guy the beating of his life and then bring me his...
[To be continued...or not]
As fantasies go, I'm still sort of fleshing it out...
Until that day, I'll just have to fantasize. But for now, I'm going to get ready to go out and have some fun this evening with the horn (no, not horny . . . I mean saxophone) and some great food. Have a great weekend, everyone!
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