1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: ARKANSAS, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above a windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

That's fucking hilarious, LA had me ROTFLMAO.

Driving a car like it was a rickshaw and pissing off the rest of the driving world: CHINA, but driving in San Francisco

One foot solidly on the accelerator, the other on the brake, working both back and forth as if you were doing some kind of game of Frogger while the hands go back and forth on the wheel and you keep your gaze solidily ahead to avoid eye contact.

Incredibly effective on Storrow Drive.

Your method works well barrelling through Kenmore Square, too!

If you make it all the way south to Miami you get 2 kinds of drives either the old blue hairs driving 35 mph on I-95...or the speed demons doing 90 with one hand alternating between the horn and out the window giving the finger, blue tooth in their ear yapping away and a double latte or cuban coffee in the other hand  !!

-- Modified on 1/14/2007 7:36:24 AM