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During the session, world's worst voice ever...
Blowing Chunks 2271 reads
posted
1 / 15

At the incall,  the girl and I decided to play some oldies on her cloud player,  "I'll be there for you"  and a bunch of other oldies. It must have gotten confused because the song that played was not from Bob Jovi but an awful strange ass song from some guy with a Jamaican-like foreign accent. I immediately felt this could be one of the world's worst voice for a singer cuz he just couldn't sing for the life of him.  His voice sounded almost like the grown man was still going through puberty due to the crackling.  The provider and I were looking at each other and said "What the f0ck is this song??? ".   :)  

Oddly,  I listened to it a few times more when I got home cuz at a certain point it becomes funny and kinda grows on you too. :D

Anyone else have any song "non"-recommendations that you heard during sex?  What was the world's worst song you've ever heard that quickly killed your woody?   William Hung's version of She Bangs and I believe I can Fly might do the trick lo

inicky46 61 Reviews 534 reads
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2 / 15
Lila Aubrey See my TER Reviews 629 reads
posted
4 / 15

Is this bad Jamaican song on YouTube?  

The only bad music I've heard during a session was when I visited a gentleman in Louisiana (where no one should go), and the hotel was really rural, (no iPod player), so we had to listen to the good old fashioned radio.  And in South Louisiana, the only music on the radio is crappy country oldies or Cajun swamp music so long story short, that was one of the least sexy environments I can recall.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 491 reads
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5 / 15
clang22 18 Reviews 541 reads
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6 / 15

This is so bad its...still bad.  The Ricky Ricardo is simply insane...

My_New_Alias 426 reads
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7 / 15
1192967 45 Reviews 363 reads
posted
8 / 15

...I was in a session once where the provider had the radio on. I realized it was Frank & Wanda.  

Nothing against them but in a session!

BTW: They are a talk show in Atlanta.

LeanMute 473 reads
posted
9 / 15

...ash...

mrfisher 115 Reviews 446 reads
posted
10 / 15

I'm afraid that Yoko Ono would chase everyone else up a tree.

But if you want song that would kill a buzz a mile away, it would have to be this rather chilling tale:

(It's a good lesson, but a time and place for everything.)

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superD8 175 Reviews 625 reads
posted
11 / 15

who had the radio tuned in to a Gospel station.  Mood Killer!

Blowing Chunks 474 reads
posted
12 / 15

ash?  you burning something?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 528 reads
posted
15 / 15

especially if done with singers with soul, Aretha Franklin, for example.

After all, sexuality and religious fervor are close kissing cousins, in my book.

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