I'd recommend attempting these on carpet instead of ice first (and no skates)!

I guess it wasn't only me who thought so...  though I winced at the skates to the crotch move!  Yousa!
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These two are actually brother and sister. I won't go there with any jokes. She'd make a really good business case for why skaters would be great at providing.

lol too funny

find much pleasure in that first position. Wasn't that second one called the "pile-driver." And, my wife is so pleased that I will watch the ice-skating and ice-dancing competitions with her. Little does she know!

The only state where a couple can divorce yet still remain legally brother and sister.

(just kidding folks)

these were very interesting...

lol at the asphyxiation one