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New Year's Resolutions
Omniseeker 43 Reviews 4599 reads
posted
1 / 12

1) I promise to travel alone more often (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
2) I promise not to instinctively go online to write a review after having sex with my SO.
3) I promise not to throw a hissy fit when someone uses "your" when the context calls for "you're" or vice-versa.
4) I promise to get in better shape, drink pineapple juice daily, shave my balls weekly, get tested monthly, hobby quarterly, renew my resolution annually, and continue to take the advice of every poster on this board.

Take care y'all, and be safe!

TruthSpeaker 4835 reads
posted
2 / 12

I promise to remind myself to continue to participate in this very interesting community.

I promise to continue to enjoy the amazingness of sex - very easy to follow through on this one.

I promise to continue to learn and grow and to help others do the same.

Best wishes to all for the new year.

eaglefiftyfour 3901 reads
posted
3 / 12

Tell me more about the pineapple juice? What does it do for you?

bank2 3308 reads
posted
4 / 12

I promise to do Rain this year!
I promise to do kyla this year!
I promise to see julia cmt this year!
I promise to see debra this year!
I promise to see michelle this year!
I promise to see dianne/jupiter this year!
and so on, and so on......

Old Hobo 4061 reads
posted
5 / 12

The pineapple juice is really a thoughtful gift that you can give to either your SP or SO. Pineapple or pineapple juice will eliminate the pungent odor sometimes present in cum and it will also eliminate the rather strong taste. Believe me , you'll be rewarded for your efforts to improve yourself.

NeedleDicktheBugFucker 22 Reviews 7337 reads
posted
6 / 12

1. Quit smoking.

2. Compete in a triathalon.

3. See a couple of blondes I think I've been missing out on.

greywolf 17 Reviews 5296 reads
posted
7 / 12

BK,

Good luck with #1...it's far from easy, but it gets easier the longer you hand with it.

Now about nos 2&3...maybe if you made it 3 blondes it'd take care of both?  Just a thought..  :)

NeedleDicktheBugFucker 22 Reviews 4729 reads
posted
8 / 12

#1 is central to #2 so it's gotta happen. It's time. as to #3, ALi I can say is there is a lady or 2 who have caught my eye. Got any extra time and money? LOL!

BK

simonsaid 50 Reviews 3346 reads
posted
9 / 12

Pardon, I know a lovely lady in Chi-town who is allergic to sugar so I brought some Wet lube, pina colada flavor, which we drizzled on my johnson, and she devoured it with gusto and I was rewarded with the most sensual, moist, tongue-darting, cum-laden erotic long and slow French kiss ever experienced. I neglected to ask whether she preferred the flavoring but I'll bring it always so she has that choice ! Were I only capable of multiple cups? Nevertheless, my doc assures me my ailments won't keep me out of Spring Training as he said "you pitching arm will be better from this shot by then"

-- Modified on 1/1/2003 4:12:46 AM

A Spectator 4563 reads
posted
10 / 12

Like most resolutions, not all of them will be achieved.  Will definitely give them a try.

1) Sample ladies in London, Prague, South Florida and Houston.  Maybe Caracas, Toronto, Montreal and New York.

2) Manage better the time spent on TER boards and reviews.

3) Get in better shape and practice more advance DATY techniques.

4) Become a regular of one or two ladies on a monthly or biweekly schedule.

5) Figure out a way to meet the TER 6 in Southern California.

Go SC!!!

Happy New Year to all except Iowa fans. Lol.


-- Modified on 1/1/2003 9:42:31 AM

spikedup 3252 reads
posted
11 / 12

You could've posted this in the topic I created below.:-p

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