While browsing through some reviews, I came across a new (to me) position: DOTF....Doggy On The Floor! My knees are crying out with pain at the mere thought!

I have to google most of the acronyms used lol.

One particularly unforgettable encounter was with a regular many years ago who was transitioning into a new apartment.  She wanted to show me her new place once she had the keys.  The movers were still a day or two out, so we broke the place in with DOTF.  The rug burns were a bitch.    

Lol me too! And to me,  there's something a little sexier about doggy on the floor. Like we just couldn't wait to get to the bed so we settled for the floor and went at it ;D  

It will be easier on the guy behind you.  

I remember all their conceptions lol