How many of you have had sex in office...or how many gals were ever asked to provide outcall service to an actual office?  

Funny thing happened at work today....I was actually in the office as opposed to working remotely. Had to go in for a meeting. One of the VPs in our company was in the office as well. I was surpised to see him, as I haven't seen him in over 3-4 months.  Most of the floor was dead, with people either burning their vacation days or working remotely.  

So about 10:00 A.M. a lady walks in to his office room. Yes he has an actual office, and I have a cubicle right outside his office. The lady is impeccably dressed in a very formal attire.  Pant suit, long blonde hair rolled up in a bun, glasses. The lady has an eye contact with me.. Smiles.. I smile back... Half an hour later, he is escorting her out. Her hair now is in pony tail. Glasses gone.. probably in her big ass purse she was carrying.. Why do women carry those big ass purses. That's another discussion, and warrants a new thread..LMAO... Now my spidey senses are already on all cylinders.. Hmm.. What happened here. Probably just an interview for a new position. I know for sure he is hiring, and it could be a new person in Sales, as he is a sales guy..Or may be not...Probably the thread from down below with people doing it in plane is playing in my head. Or was it Season 4 of The Office where Dwight and Angela do it in the warehouse. LOL...

I run into the guy again after he escorts her out to the elevator.. Almost awkwardly.. he blurts out.. How about them Yankees signing Ellsbury. "Yep.." I reply with a sly smile... "I saw it...Yankees got money so why not..."  Is he guilty of something.. Or am I thinking too hard.

So how many of you guys who have had luxury of a big corner office actually tried to do it in the office?  Everyone has the fantasy of office sex, and sex with their high school Chemistry teacher..But how many actually did it? How many ladies were ever asked to provide outcall to an office?

Curly Says : Nats should not go for Cano. Instead try to get some power off the bench and a few good lefty bull pen pitchers..

I had sex in the office once, but with a civvie GF, not a provider.  

I think that is probably dumb enough, and I confess to thinking with the little head, but having a provider in the office seems ridiculously risky (not to say it wouldn't be great fun!!).

I've never done anything in the office so can't really offer up thoughts there.  It sure seems like your instincts are spot on.

Through the last half of your post, all I could focus on was "a half hour later".  What a waste of a great opportunity if that's what he was doing

For me personally, only cause I have a 'thing' for corporate, executive guys. Nothing sexier, especially if he knows how to carry himself.  

Was asked as a provider but never came to fruition. Did happen with a SO...still can't get that taste outta my mouth

You should try it Curly.

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But one can do a good blow job in 30 min.. Who says you gotta have intercourse, and even that can be done... Think of it this way.. Its a great use of time if you are a busy executive and leaving the office for a quicky and coming back to work may not be always possible...

Just sayin'...

Our offices were the entire top floor of a two story building, first floor closed up promptly at 5 pm but our offices were accessible via the stairwell inside the outer doors.  I met a former colleague (older and higher up the food chain but not my boss), that I had an affair with when we worked together, down the street for drinks.  Several glasses of wine later we were back at my offices in the conference room making very inappropriate use of the table, chairs, and floor.  I don't think I've seen a woman more turned on in my life, and so was I...there is definitely something to be said for doin' it where you ain't 'upposed ta!  No real danger of getting caught but it still felt daring.  It was the last time I was ever with her, and if there is a better way to say goodbye I don't know what it is.

a hooker might come with it..  

But I did contemplate taking a provider to a Christmas party one year. It would have been a dead giveaway that she was a provider though..

but I did fuck a few GF's over the years. The first time was a quiet Saturday and one of our marketing reps had a nice firm couch. We tore the place up. I was only 22 at the time. It is a good memory.

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doesn't have to be and I don't think the 'hooker' comes with it anyhow. You could always settle for something in the middle and still invite her to the Christmas party for more festivities......the only way anyone would suspect a 'hooker' is a 'hooker' is if she dresses like a quintessential 'hooker', unless of course she's supposed to be your 'wife' lol.  

My motto...you must always.........blend

And I've been with the same company for 8 yrs. They would know looking at the girl..back at me..back at the girl... that she was paid to be there...

they don't call them "great" grandmas for nothing

Remember...half glass full Curly. Anything's possible. You do know that people hire 'companions' everyday for social gatherings all the time. It's not as weird as ya think and not all 'sex' related. You'd be simply amazed.

But I ain't that lonely.. I only hire girls to suck my dick..

A gal from another division of the company came by my area on her day off, dressed very casually.  I'd known her before but never been attracted.  But in slacks and turtle neck she looked totally adorable.  I was smitten and asked her out.  Reluctantly, she said yes.  Took her to the Rainbow Grill and had a great time eating, drinking and talking.
Then she said, "I really don't think we should see each other again because I wouldn't want it to be known in the office we were dating."
I said, "I understand but it's really too bad because I find you incredibly attractive and fun to be with."
She hesitated, looked at me and said, "Do you think you'd be comfortable going in to the office tomorrow wearing the clothes you have on now?"
It was many years ago but I still remember what she said word for word.  One of the best lines I've had dropped on me and it was totally spontaneous.  She had a Murphy bed.
And, no, Hound, it was not your mom.

I agree! I've got the most persistent boss/secretary fantasy and have only ever come close to fulfilling it before realizing it may not be the best at that time...

If anyone's looking for a little roleplay, though...

Oh yes !  Many many years ago I worked for a company in the field but I also spent time in the office and had a desk in a shared office with two others, one nite with a ex I needed to stop by and pick up some paperwork for the following day.
It was late and no one was there and my ex came up with me as I got what I needed , she then asked me which desk was mine and when I told her she laid across it and told me let me give u something to think about every time u sit here !!
I don't work for that company any longer but I often think about that desk and chair .  Memories !!!

It isn't that rare. I had sex with my wife there a few and two pros on two separate occasions. Hell I caught someone other than me going at besides me in my office. Anyway that guy may very well have gotten lucky, but there is other reasons he could be acting as he did. What does it matter to you?

My ex and I had been out partying all New Year's Eve. About 7 am we stopped at my workplace. By the office windows overlooking the street, my ex removed her dress to reveal stockings, garters and lace bra. She got down and gave me one of the best BJ's ever right in front of the window. She was a bit of an exhibitionist.

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worked in retail after college, stock rooms. offices in stock rooms, & changing rooms once the store closed were favorite places.

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I used to have a regular who owned his own company, and I would visit his office once a week.  He had a couch in his office.  He was the boss, so no one said, nada.

I have definitely had my share of office sex.  I have been working in law firms since I was 21.  At my first job I use to have sex with my boss on his desk and in the empty suite next door during working hours.  As as escort I have been callled for outcalls to a few offices for some afternoon delight in and around LA.  It is always funny to see the looks on the secretaries faces when I have come out of their office looking a little disheveled.

ever with a hooker, but with civvies... in the computer room, in my office, in the warehouse.. in the field... fucking on the job while you're on the clock is great.. I'm not a hooker, but I've been paid to fuck :

Had a hot assistant when I was in finance. Would always blow me in the car in the park garage. Would never miss a drop. Wanted to do her in the 'corner office' once but never pulled it off. Musta gotten 30-40 BJ from her. Awesome. Banged her a few times in the backseat. She was smokin' hot. Just wanted the action was her angle. No ulter motives.  

]How many of you have had sex in office...or how many gals were ever asked to provide outcall service to an actual office?  
   
 Funny thing happened at work today....I was actually in the office as opposed to working remotely. Had to go in for a meeting. One of the VPs in our company was in the office as well. I was surpised to see him, as I haven't seen him in over 3-4 months.  Most of the floor was dead, with people either burning their vacation days or working remotely.  
   
 So about 10:00 A.M. a lady walks in to his office room. Yes he has an actual office, and I have a cubicle right outside his office. The lady is impeccably dressed in a very formal attire.  Pant suit, long blonde hair rolled up in a bun, glasses. The lady has an eye contact with me.. Smiles.. I smile back... Half an hour later, he is escorting her out. Her hair now is in pony tail. Glasses gone.. probably in her big ass purse she was carrying.. Why do women carry those big ass purses. That's another discussion, and warrants a new thread..LMAO... Now my spidey senses are already on all cylinders.. Hmm.. What happened here. Probably just an interview for a new position. I know for sure he is hiring, and it could be a new person in Sales, as he is a sales guy..Or may be not...Probably the thread from down below with people doing it in plane is playing in my head. Or was it Season 4 of The Office where Dwight and Angela do it in the warehouse. LOL...  
   
 I run into the guy again after he escorts her out to the elevator.. Almost awkwardly.. he blurts out.. How about them Yankees signing Ellsbury. "Yep.." I reply with a sly smile... "I saw it...Yankees got money so why not..."  Is he guilty of something.. Or am I thinking too hard.  
   
 So how many of you guys who have had luxury of a big corner office actually tried to do it in the office?  Everyone has the fantasy of office sex, and sex with their high school Chemistry teacher..But how many actually did it? How many ladies were ever asked to provide outcall to an office?  
   
 Curly Says : Nats should not go for Cano. Instead try to get some power off the bench and a few good lefty bull pen pitchers..