A funny story:
I was just called and advised a client would be coming to town and would be in the need of “entertainment”. I remember the first time this happened. I was very young and naïve. I had no idea what was being asked. And the requester was being as vague as he could be. All they had to say is that he needed to get laid. I probably could have handled that even then. Anyway, after explaining my dilemma to my partner he explained what the request was and that it happens all the time. I thought, yea right, now I have to be a pimp along with everything else I’m responsible to arrange. This was back in the 80’s. Not easy to dial 1-800 BABES and fill this request.
So, here is the funny part of the story. I’m talking to my banker and he noticed I seemed troubled and asked what the problem was. I explained my dilemma to him and, you never know where solutions to a problem will surface, he said no problem. Where will you be in the next several hours? I told him and I received a phone call from the sweetest young lady advising she had the solution to my problem and where could we meet. I advised a coffee shop by the office and set a time. She comes in, very professional and dressed as any other business women would be, with several photo albums and explains the “inventory” that would be available at the requested time and the different rates the “inventory” would cost. I thought this is great just like renting a car. I asked what the differences in cost represented for the various selections and she just replied “features and performance standards”. I made a selection, covered the financials and we parted ways. She was a great asset to have and was used for many years to cover my client needs. Silly at that time in my life it never occurred to me to take advantage of any of the “inventory” available in fact I never met any of the ladies.
Since then many years have past and I’m still getting the calls to help with entertainment needs of clients. Fortunately I’m now more involved in the Hobby, not that anyone knows, and with the help of the information on TER it is much easier to cover these needs.

I don't know about anybody else, but there's no way I would have gone for this type of request.  I get too may emails like this, and whether it's for real or whatever the scam they are running, I don't care to find out.  I don't care if it's for your client, your boss, your best friend, your boyfriend/girlfriend, I need to communicate with the person I'm seeing directly, and I need their screening information, period.

All I ever got out of my banker was higher interest on my mortgage, lower interest on my savings, and no interest whatsoever in my sex life.

My banker once asked me if I could help him find some strippers for a bachelor party.  Well, duh!  But then he told me that he didn't want any more than that, and things got tougher.  I think the list that I gave him was about 20 girls long, lol.

Apparently, you go to the wrong bank!

When I was younger I worked on a charter yacht for awhile.  As anyone who's spent time around water knows boats are nothing but floating fornification palaces who's primary use is wife exchanges or for romantic interludes with professional girls.

I was thinking when I retire is move to Miami, get a nice boat, and all my escort girlfriends as "crew" and offer all inclusive boat charters.

We wouldn't be breaking any laws since there's nothing wrong with renting a boat.  And the captain certainly can't stop sexy crew members from "falling in love" with the passengers, even if it's only for the duration of the voyage.  Happens all the time on cruise ships, according to the TV.

So who wants the first charter?

Giggle,
TS Jamie

Why didn't I see that years ago.  I had so many invitations that I turned down because I figured, who wants to stare at a bunch of water?

Stupid, stupid.

regional board called "On the water".

... and there are a few of us looking into putting together a "meet and greet cruise".

Still very very early in the research stage however... got to find the right boat, the right crew, and the right passengers.

..Would that not be international waters?  US laws do not apply, so any money changing hands at that point would not be illegal at all!

Just like the gambling boats that are everywhere on the coastline.