by others about her?  

There you are surfing the wild whoring frontier that is backpage when a young hottie pops up on your screen and you are like "no this has to be fake" and so you throw up Tineye expecting the photos to be lifted from the website of some washed up third tier South American model from a decade ago but then Tineye comes back clean and you are like "holy shit lets call her" and you do and she sounds hot and you nearly trip over yourself running around the room with only one pant leg on trying to find a pen to write down her info.  

You drive out to her incall expecting it to somehow still be bullshit and then you knock and she opens the door and you are like "no fucking way, she's real, holy shit!" and you nearly cum in your pants right there but then she pulls you in and kisses you and you're immediately lost in a wave of euphoria that doesn't fade until you are stuffing your face with pizza a few hours later.  She's warm and inviting and new and nervous and so you take the lead and start performing acts that your mother would be ashamed of and never would believe even if she was there when the girl pointed you out of line up.  You've cum twice, which is rare for you, except for those odd saturday nights where nothing is going on and you regrettably purchased the membership of six different soft core porn sites that pretty much all have the same girls and will got to waste after four hours of continuous tranced out masturbation in the dark.  

Your lying there on the bed while she strokes your chest and you glance at the clock and realize you still got some time left so you smile and she asks you "how come you don't have a girlfriend" and you giggle and make up some bullshit about how you can't find the right girl while the truth is that you live for moments like this when you find an original who is perfect in every way.  You massage her, she massages you.  You play with her lingerie, she pulls your hand away.  You both laugh and then its time to go and your are like "fuck. I can't believe its over."  

You start running numbers in your head about how much its going to cost to see this girl again.  You start with daily but that's not gonna happen, then you go to weekly and your are like "fuck. there goes golf lessons" or whatever other bullshit hobby you thought would be cool but had no intention of following through on.  

On the drive home you are smiling for no reason and scaring the old people driving next to you while you lip sing some bullshit song you normally hate but your so lost in the ecstasy of the last hour that you don't care and you even let people cut infront of you in traffic like "go ahead lunch lady, you don't know where I've been."  And then the minute she gets in front of you, she starts being a fucking turtle but you are too caught up in your own thoughts to care.  You are start thinking about the forums and all the cynical fuckers on there who could really appreciate an experience like yours but then you reject it because you delude yourself into thinking that if you don't tell anybody that she will be all yours, not taking into account the fact that your weekly donations won't even cover her shoe obsession, much less her fucking rent.  

You tell yourself that maybe she will see a few others but you refuse to post a positive review less the floodgates rage open and next time you go there you are just a number in a long line of high five-ing grab asses that have spoiled your charming princess into a ice cold fish.  Now you are at home and the first thing you do is pull her page back up and stare at the body that was in your hands a few hours ago and you are like "damn she has a really nice stomach, I should have kissed it more" but then you realize you are talking to yourself in an empty apartment and so you sign on to TER and go to the general section and ask everybody if they ever do what you are about to do which is greedily hold her information  hostage, refusing to share it, and hoping that others will tell you its okay until the day when you see somebody's review of her and you are like "fuck. they found her.  they're like fucking blood hounds, these bastards" and then pop up backpage again and start the whole thing all over again.

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DIE PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE! DIE!

 

 

Aha!  I see what you did.  Editing to make it look like someone who understands paragraphs.

Thank you.  that original run on drek was incomprehensible.

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I am selfish. And a better lover than you. She wants ME only. Why should I share? Who would benefit?

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SPOTY here you cum.  

From Normal Mailer's "Why Are We in VietNam

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and it would be the height of foolishness and naiveté  to imagine that you are "keeping her all to yourself" L O f"ing L -    

however,  I don't *review* everyone I see (by far....) -  but the ones I don't review usually have plenty of others for folks to go on....

Sorry couldn't resist that one, with you being drunk and all.

Steph

Hats off to you, Springer! (unintended, but rimshot anyway)!

We haven't seen a greater parody of TER posts in a month of blue moons!

You are an artist!

...but very, very few of us get as neurotic as you described. Maybe that only happens to Russians.

We mostly let the anticipation brighten our day, and savor the aftertaste for a night or two.

If any craziness like that happened to me, hopefully sitting in a half lotus and concentrating on the inhaling and exhaling of the air shared with all living things would calm things down.

But, hey, if you enjoy it... Doesn't seem any stranger than paying a woman to tie you to the foot of the bed so she can kick you and spit on you. Some guys on this board need that, though the rest of us think it goofy. You might want to redefine exactly what it is you're looking for. Remember, the human organism cannot crave something that doesn't exist or hasn't existed somewhere.

MasterHeadache this morning. Almost time to go lay on the beach and start again! I love vacation and the Outer Banks!!!!  lol

but seriously, is that really a good thing for you?

By giving a gal a good review you help ensure that she will be successful and not retire, so you can continue to see her - one hopes in moderation.

read the OP in it's entirety, but there is no reason to not review the provider unless she specifically asked you not to.

Do you really think you have the only computer that could find miss hottie on BP?

Your recent San Diego board post is right up there for a SPOTY

Well yeah.  That is the logical approach.  But who wants to be logical in the first 24 hours after a new find?

First off, who you calling a Russian?  And it's only been one night.  This isn't some established provider.  She is new and thus the feelings are magnified.   I'll see your half lotus and raise you a full moon.

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It was work to read your post, but I think I got the gist of it, if not oh we'll I guess I'll have another glass of Bourbon and then who cares.

Of course I would review a wonderful provider. Here's my reasoning. If she does well with this profession then she'll want to continue on with it. If she's as good as you say, I would want to make sure she is succeeding at it and doesn't choose another line of work.

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