After reading the two posts below of NetMichelle (caps are mine, she deserves them), I was inspired to request nominations for "The Best of NetMichelle".
   I nominate one of her posts below:  "This is your erect penis.  This is your erect penis with a bad provider....Friends don't let friends have bad sex."  (TER:  request her permission to license this bit of intellectual property.  What better company slogan than "Friends don't let friends have bad sex".)
   As my mind tries to imagine what cosmic forces resulted in this unique creature, it merges mental images of her two posts of this evening ......   she is in that Porsche on PCH (Pacific Coast Highway, for you non-Southern Californians), speed shifting as she passes 11 other vehicles ..... her hand clutched on ..... an erect penis .....
   NetMichelle:  is there a full moon up there in Los Angeles County?

If you can't love the one you want, then love the one you will. because it might not be here tomorrow.
Enjoy your erections: stroke them long and hard. Make so much noise the neighbors decide to eat out AND go see a movie.
Look in the mirror and say you sexy motherf*cker. Then slap your ass and twirl. Life is short, art is long.

Cheers Nettie!

-- Modified on 9/14/2004 8:32:03 AM