...just thought out loud about what his "tasty bitch" did to him and what would've been fair justice in return. No doubt the bitch would "punish him" beyond belief if he did what I suggested. Those who say "it's a man's world" don't know shit. It's been a woman's world since Adam & Eve. Why? Because women have had us by the balls ever since.
I got home last night from a 4 day business trip. Definetley ready for some of the wife. She is a tasty little bitch, wouldn't have her around if she wasn't. I'm watching TV around 10, and she has come out of the adjoining laundry room in her bra and panties, after throwing her clothes in the washer. She looks good, dammmm good. Kids have been asleep for 1/2 hour. I thinks I better follow her upstairs. She comes out of the bathroom in a negligee that I just found the receipt for. It was $120.00. The lights go off she says shes too tired. She asks where do I get all my energy? I don't reply, indicate I need something in a bad way. She asks why don't I just masturbate? This is a first. I said you're kidding aren't you? No reply from wife. I'm steamed. I get up from bed, grap a Denise Austin exercise tape go downstairs and start to prime the pump. When I'm close to the edge. I go back upstairs. Wife is sleeping. I need to get my nut off though. The polite thing would have been to drop my load in the sink. Any way I get off and go to bed. Alarm goes off at 6:30 am. A few seconds go buy and I hear, "ewwww what is all over me? I look her over,and they say "sorry, must have had a really bad wet dream" $120.00 negligee ruined, but well worth it!
I had the same problem when I was married.
My ex husband didn't give me enough dick and, when I complained, he just told me to find a better one if I was not satisfied with his.
I got tired of masturbating with vibrators fantasizing about sex.
I followed his advice and I found MANY dicks willing to fill my gap.
I found the orgasmic nirvana I needed and never looked back.
I divorced him and now I get as much NSA sex I need, without having the need to beg or deal with drama.
Got to love all my clients (with sexless marriages) who "fills me up" every day!!!
Life is good, real real good.
BDG
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She told me it was ruined. One more lie.
Dude, you really need to update your porn collection.
What if the visual stimuli of choice had been a Richard Simmons exercise tape?
EEE !!! The very thought ...
Denise Austin has the Best Ass I've ever seen. Check out all the Yahoo groups on her. I've always been turned on by all the good littel girls you had to chase, and work on, then turn them into sluts. She is the quensintal Virgin-Slut!
Tell me what women wouldn't want to be thought of as a tasty lil bitch. One!
Fuckin A...Good for you! If it was my wife I would ripped that shit off her body and bent her over and rammed her like a mountain goat. Your wife is lucky your nice! lol great story!!!!!
I'm just in awe, I can't even think of anything else to say.
I'm sure that that scenario just made you so very desireable in her eyes.
Just my opinion...
B
...his wife teased him with the bra/panty show, then the expensive lingerie. She knows he's "got energy" & she pulls the "too tired" excuse after knowingly revving him up. Then to top it off, she tells him to spank it. He should've shot his load about 4 inches from his wife's sleeping face, making sure to get plenty of it in her hair to boot. Who's with me? What? Don't give me that! You know every guy reading this (especially the married ones like me) would like to try this and teach their woman a lesson? Oh alright, but you gotta admit you were waiting for someone to at least write this post. Flame on...
I'm no Cave Man! I've been a gentelmen all my life. Her Parents Love me! Her sister loves me! She chased me when we met. I treat her good. I try to please her! I've been getting nothing back for all me eforts lately. She has latent anger for me the last several years because my income was down dramtically due to the economey her in Michigan. I've been working my ass off just to stay alive, and all I've gotten is distain! Why is it all about the money all the time!
> teach their woman a lesson
The quote about revenge and digging two graves comes to mind.
I can understand Wanderer's frustration, emotional and physical, but I'd be surprised if those tactics would yield any positive results. The next guy jerking him off might be her divorce attorney.
...just thought out loud about what his "tasty bitch" did to him and what would've been fair justice in return. No doubt the bitch would "punish him" beyond belief if he did what I suggested. Those who say "it's a man's world" don't know shit. It's been a woman's world since Adam & Eve. Why? Because women have had us by the balls ever since.
I guess he should have just ripped of her lingerie, threw her on the bed, and had his way.
Real cool, dude!!!!
Yeah, I guess we really did expect someone to back this jerk up.....
Call it what you may, this is sexual harrasement,assault, and hinges on r*pe.
Don't even think about putting your support behind this.
Just my opinion...
B
The good book says not to waste your seed! And I've always abided!
"I guess he should have just ripped of(f) her lingerie, threw her on the bed, and had his way." NO! Aren't you paying attention? He DID exactly the right thing! I merely suggested that it would've been fair justice for him to spew in her face, since she "jerked him off mentally" but hot physically. However as I explained to Nerd, if he'd done that she'd surely get her revenge. So, I absolutely SUPPORT THIS MAN. He has my vote for HOBBIEST OF THE YEAR! You? Well you don't want to know what I'd nominate you for.
What do you think this is, the NYC board?
(Ooo, am I going to catch it for that.)
"Good Guy of The Year".
It was so very nice of you to nominate me.
It means so much.
I'm so glad you support this guy.
Says alot about you.
Just my opinion...
B
I'll bet your the kind of guy, that has tread marks all over his back! Hey bielieve me I've spent more than enough time, wining and dining her, trying to please her, we've all done it. Enuf is Enuf!
"she's a tasty little bitch"
"wouldn't have her if she wasn't"
"spent more than enough time wining and dining her, trying to please her"
Great signals to send her to get her attentions.
BTW, I have been with the same woman 30 years.
I do know what I'm talking about.
If that constitutes "tread marks" then I'm glad to have them.
Try a little respect and don't be such a horses a**.
Just my opinion...
B
I wonder if your wife of 30 glorious years know about Annek and Ciara?
Step down and give someone else the soap box, you can't handle the truth. Col. Jessop
anyone is capable to step up.
But few answer the call.
And, no she doesn't, but that is none of your business.
Ciara and Anneke know about her.
Just my opinion...
B
I love my wife dearly. Over the past year, she's been less and less responsive. Started treating sex like the wifely chore. Finally, she out and admits she's just not interested in sex generally anymore. Her graduate program is too demanding, and can we just forget about sex for the next two years until she finishes it, and then maybe she'll be interested. Oh, and she specifically forbid me from getting a mistress. I pointed out that was rather cruel, and her reply was that I could masturbate for the next two years; no sympathy.
I know, I know, it's the world's smallest violin, and it plays for me.
Cheers mate!
SHE OESN'T WANT SEX AN SHE BOUGHT A NEW NEGLIGEE OBVIOUSLY NOT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT WAKE UP WHO IS IT FOR
More proof of why I'll never marry.
To be fair, she probably didn't think she was turning you on, but if you HAVE to ask, that's bad enough. Any girl I date knows that when I get in bed, I want it. Although I don't think I'd have spanked it on top of her. I move too much in my sleep so I'd have probably gotten it all over myself.
Dude,
Are you sure she doesn't know of your hobby? She obviously was trying to piss you off - Ever think why?
If this is changed behaviour, she is probably blowing sperm bubble for the guy next door, or the barista at Starbucks.
Guys that secretly hates their wives are some kind of new fool. She knows he's sleeping around and probably has checked his PC, cell phone etc. What he may not know is that she probably has been doing it for sometime. There is nothing better than "grudge" pussy and she the same gal who will pretend she's getting nothing when she having her way with girls and likely one of his best friends. Women are not stupid and they are the lords of getting even.
Wonder if he'll let us know when he finds out for sure
You give what you get in this world...doesn't sound like you do much but think about yourself...doesn't sound like you care either...
You want change in your relationship? Look in the mirror first...
Regards,
Megan
It could be your wife is tired from having sex with another man while you were on your business trip. Your wife was sexually statisfied by another man and does not need you to statisfy her anymore!
That $120 lingerie she was sporting was worn to send a message... I mean what women wears a number like that when she doesn't want to have sex? She still loves sex alright... just not with you.
Take her out to a swingers club and make up.....
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