and friends. I don't have that one annoying Uncle like everyone else seems to have, and we get pretty stupid at our parties. I love, love, love holidays!!!
But I'm moving January 4th and have about 34 things going on.
Anyone apply for a mortgage recently? I've got 5 inches of paper for all the documentation they require. I opened up a credit card to get a deal at Old Navy. Put $65 on it. I had to write a MEMO explaining the balance (I only have one other CC I use).....and the balance had already been paid by the time I had to write the memo!!
I've had visits to the proctologist that were less invasive.
And she opened a Kohl's card to get a bunch of stuff and her mortgage company complained that her credit was checked out too much...have never got this ...you have to have your credit checked if applying for certain things and when you do, you get penalized.
Maybe the next move is an internal to see if you're not hiding anything in the deep dark depths of your body...ridiculous!
the festive atmophere it creates makes me happy! The smell of pine, lights, decorations, beautiful bright gift wrapping, santa claus, lol. Yes I cant help but fall into the holiday spirit. Its a wonderful time of the yearrrr!
I know it is better to give than to receive, but year after year. I go and get really nice things for my family, and get crap in return. I am sick of it, and this year they are getting.. Thats right. White Castle gift cards. I got the idea when I was eating some belly bombers, and saw the Christmas promotion. It said "Your one stop shop for Christmas gifts." Damn right it is! Did you know two years ago. Someone gave me a VHS tape of Con Air?!?! A fucking VHS! I'm serious. (con air is a good movie though) He is getting a $5 White Castle gift card. Not even enough for a #1. Cheap bastard.. He is gonna be pissed when they ask him for the extra 75 cents.
Fa la la Motherfuckers!! (Try to imagine I sound like Mr. Chow from The Hangover)
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