There once was a hermit named Dave, who kept a dead whore in his cave. And though I'll admit that it did stink a bit, Just think of the money he saved!
-------------------------------- There once was a woman named Kit Who kept a dead lover named Brit I don't care if he reeks After all of these weeks But I'm madder than Hell that he split!
CALIFORNIA: NEW LAW BANS SEX WITH THE DEAD Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia. Officials said the law would help prosecutors who had been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice. "Nobody knows the full extent of the problem," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law. "But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it." The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison. (Reuters)
Are going to have to give up sex with their SOs. Not that many have not done so. On a serious note, the law seems justified to allow prosecution of a sick behavior.
in new york state, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a chicken.
is that a necessary law? i mean... they don't even have LIPS. why would you.... how would you explain it to your wife? "honey, i was drunk. i didn't even KNOW the chicken. she doesn't mean anything to me, i swear"
i wonder if it's against the law to have sex with a dead chicken?
...That I actually felt my dinner churn in my stomach just reading that post. Ew ew ew ew. And I actually had to have some mental images, just the way my brain works... Ew ew ew. I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
There once was a hermit named Dave, who kept a dead whore in his cave. And though I'll admit that it did stink a bit, Just think of the money he saved!
-------------------------------- There once was a woman named Kit Who kept a dead lover named Brit I don't care if he reeks After all of these weeks But I'm madder than Hell that he split!
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