Would you see a gent staying in an RV or even a pop-up camper or tent?  I always wanted to travel in one and it got me wondering....could I visit different cities and use my camper as an outcall?

Guys...these aren't the droids you're looking for.  There's nothing to see here.  Move along....

that can do that stuff, but I doubt if any well reviewed providers will do it. At most BP girls.

I haven't really seen too many ads saying, "Will provide outcall to RVs, Truck Stops, Parking Lots, back of dumpsters, for crack money...." from well reviewed girls...

Good luck my man...

Someone said a hooker is a hooker (all have sex for cash) so I can't see why some well reviewed lady would not visit a camper.

I told the OP what my observation has been for last 10 yrs.  

Why don't you go and suck his cock in an RV then? Assuming you are a hooker, because there is no real way to verify...Never seen your ad, and there is no link to your reviews..

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WTF..where is London when we need her..i would love to see her rip this guy a new ass..

Not interested in sucking his pee pee.  I am not required to tell you anything more about myself other than this screen name. What and who I am is actually none of your business, especially since we will NEVER ever cross paths.

My uncle bought a luxury RV's and it looks awesome inside: flat screen tv, wet bar, nice size kitchen, stainless steel appliances, marable countertops, cozy bed for two, large bathroom.  I would totally spread my legs in there lol.  I would consider doing an out call to a RV or camper if the guy was a regular client.  

Last week, I had an offer to do 2hr outcall (boat house) in Marina Del Rey.  I passed...

I agree with Curly, it's going to be hard to find a top notch, well reviewed provider to do an out call unless you have a luxury rv/camper like Ashton Kutcher, Oprah, Simon Cowell LOL

Post pics of the inside and outside and call up a few providers of choice

Good Luck

then I am not entitled to believe you...You could be 90 year old granny or 18 yr old kid.

With me, you can go and read my reviews. I have been writing since 2004. I have more credibility than you on the boards.

You tell me who you are, and I will have a little more respect for you. Till then you are just a troll taking cheap shots...

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and it actuallly has a street address

Down by the river?

I have done outcalls to a well screened truck driver with a snazzy new truck, and a boat that had a nice queen bed in it! That was fun... An RV would be fine if I have met the guy before and am given directions ahead of time.

xo
Natalie

Probably haven't been in a 42 foot diesel pusher.. I'm betting it's nicer than the houses some of you clowns live in and I can guarantee that it's nicer than any five star hotel I've stayed in..

And yes, I have had providers do an outcall to my motor home and it's NOT a 42 footer...

... until you arrive at the location of what the recreational vehicle will look like?

Serpius

I used to tent camp in SE CT and visit the RI beaches. I have had many girls, pro and civvie, come back to my tent. Best times of my life.

Contrary to what is apparent by the asinine behavior of some folks, some of us actually want to help people get more out of the "hobby" rather than just belittle people.

With that in mind... You might try the ideas suggested by the Elle, Natasha, Nikkiraye and Natalie (the only actual providers that answered your question to providers).
Establishing a relationship with a provider is probably the best way to mitigate special circumstances, like location, etc.  
Since you want to travel around in this adventure, thereby seeking ladies in different cities, try introducing yourself via email first and get screened by potential providers in a few cities. Take advantage of your white list referrals and see if those ladies would be willing to verbally vouch for you. Maybe plan your journey according to where the ladies are that would be open to such an arrangement.  It can't hurt to try.

I will say, that the bigger and more luxurious the RV/motor home, (and the RV park)  the higher your chances of success. I wouldn't hold out much hope for the pop-up or tent idea though.

The other option of course is to plan a trip around in-call providers.  When I was planning a trip down south by motorcycle, I was staying in some shall we say "modest" hotels because all I needed was a bed to sleep in along the route.  Rather than invite a lady to my hotel, with bike luggage and leathers all over the place, I got in touch with ladies in the major metros and planned my routes and stop-overs accordingly.  Although the trip itself fell through, I had a 14 day, 15 state tour planned, with pre-screened providers in 3 major cities along the way.
Gonna try it again next season, hopefully make it work this time.

Best of luck.

Hi BIB,

He's now seeing Mila Kunis, who, if you ask me is plain looking as you can see by the pic!! Hey, If I grope someone in public as Justin Timberlake did w/ Mila will I go to jail?  Can I use the Timberlake defense? saying I thought it was OK because Justin did it!! :oP

Probably a better idea for now.  I had a bike but sold it two years ago.  Been shopping around for a new one as I miss it a lot.  I wondered about riding it to an incall though...guess you'd have to shower when you got there after riding a bike in jeans, boots, etc.

Thanks for the HELPFUL suggestions.

... CONDITION of a trailer park.

I was asking about the VEHICLE itself.

How would you know if that recreational vehicle will meet your "lofty" standards BEFORE you actually arrive at that location of the said vehicle?

Serpius

Beyond the luxury level of the RV, the REAL concern for most of us is safety -- that you could drive away (abduct) us in it against our will.  So for me, screening is the issue - in addition to references, be prepared to give your full name, address, etc.  

And I think it would serve you well to send a pic of the RV when you send your request, just so that the girl will have an idea of what to expect.

And at the end of the day, if the lady doesn't feel comfortable enough, she leaves.  It's pretty simple.  Try not to complicate things so much.

eom

Kisses

Elle Vegas



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Duh on me... I never even thought of the risk of abduction!  You are so very right Natasha.
And you're right on about the shower Beach. (Even better if she joins you)

It's all going to revolve around the level of trust you can build with a provider before seeing her Beach. There are plenty of down to earth ladies who might find the experience fun and interesting, providing they feel safe first.

Oh and Natasha?  I totally know where that Blueberry place is in Maine!  Pass by it all the time on the way to relatives in Lubec. What a hoot!

I am sorry but I don't need nor require your respect in order to participate on this board and I don't lose sleep wondering if you believe me or not, so if you want to call me a troll, so be it..that would be Ms Troll to you.

and as soon as I passed it, I had to turn around and go back.  It was toooooo funny, and full of delicious stuff to boot!

(And thanks for checking out my blog!)  



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I just wish she would stop being so pathetically delusional about who she sees.

Other than that...she's a fun poster.

Loves to pick a topic...and see who is willing to play  

He's another in a long line of very angry johns.

Can't find a hooker to reply to his requests.

And he still hasn't figured out why  LOL

You must of missed a BIG WORD in MY REPLY.....The mystery word is "ASK".
Just like you submit references, If your crappy trailor is white and trashy, and your honest about your dirty living conditions then it's up to lady to decide.
Different strokes for different folks and not many well reviewed ladies with go visit you in the slums be it a trailor park or your actual residence.

P.s.  Another really easy hint is that many providers list on their site if they will visit you in your home or incall only, right?  And sometimes you see a provider's website states that they will only outcall to visit luxury homes, yachts and planes.  So, If you own or rented a million dollar trailor, and parked it in a very nice community your in :0).

If your driving a van and parked it down by the river....Then you might have to just walk down the street to find your dream date.


Good luck  (as I shake my  head in amazement)

Sweet french Kisses

Your angel,

Elle Vegas

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He's so delusional and paranoid...he may have convinced himself that none of the truth out there exists.

But it does...and it's not pretty.

Hey...no alias here  LOL

Its not about me..Its proving to the community that you are legit..

i would assume they would. if you plan ahead, go through the process and meet somewhere else, then drive to the campground together...is it really that different from staying the night at some dudes house you dont really know?

Unless they are posting with alias, of course.  Here..Nothing....

venture of more than 2 hours, and not for someone who actually lived in an RV park. I don't do outcalls, because I like to set the scene, but for a regular I would accommodate most requests. I think you will find most providers stipulate "outcalls to at least a 3.5 star or above hotel" on their websites, but I am sure there are exceptions.

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with no security? Most men with common sense would not either. A trailer park and an RV park are also not the same thing....people have permanent homes they don't drive away in trailer parks, but RV parks are usually only for short term stays. Many of them are near national land marks, and the best beaches along the coast too. I would imagine most providers should have standards, or they would all end up dead!

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Read carefully:
The differences between non hobbyists and hobbyists IN MY EXPERINCE are as follows:

Hobbyist:Insist on reviews
Non-hobbyists: reviews don't matter

Hobbyists: have to know what's on the menu:
Non hobbyists: Go with the flow without the "to do list" and get it anyway.

Hobbyists: Are more activity oriented see "to do list"
Non hobbyist: DOn't walk in with a freaking list of shit that needs ticking off before he is satisfied.

Hobbyist: Bitches about escorts on fk boards and brags about conquests in reviews (much of which is bullshit)
Non hobbyists: knows about fk boards but think they are like a smelly locker room full of frat boys telling inflated stories about their conquests

Hobbyists: Have the monies worth mentality and are more likely to work a lady into the mattress in order to feel the value in his purchase.
Non hobbyist: does not treat a lady like a fuck doll and will treat her more like an actual GF

Hobbyist: Will not give out personal info (for the most part)
Non hobbyists : Have no problem as they have no nefarious agenda and are not worried about what a lady will do with it.

Hobbyist: Have been known to bash the escorts/women in general on fk boards.
Non hobbyist: No need to do this as most genuinely like the women they see, or they just would quit seeing them.

Hobbyists: Are generally cheaper, always looking for a bargain.
Non hobbyists: don't bargain or haggle and are happy to play the listed price.

Hobbyists: Are known to push boundaries and overstay looking for that 90  minutes for a 60 minute fee

Non hobbyists: leave on time and accept boundaries with guess what...no threat of a bad review if he csn't push the envelop.

Hobbyists; Push for Bareback
Non-hobbyists In my experience have never had this happen

Hobbyists: pretend to know more about hooking than a hooker does
Non hobbyist: minds his own business

Hobbyist: Loves to tell hookers how to run their businesses.
Non hobbyists: minds his own business

This is but a few of the differences that I have noticed in over 10 years. When I have seen a hobbyist I have never felt so dehumanized and used like a set of holes. The non hobbyists I see have never ever made me feel that way. I repeat, in my experience.

I don't expect for one minute for you get this, you are so against any differences and think that it's all the same. You spend an inordinate amount of time being rude and an asshole for what CCpa? Do you feel that bad in real life that you have to come on here under so many new names and aliases to be a douche bag, to people some of which you don't even know? The world does not revolve around this place and as much as you choose who you want to see, so do I.

How is it that my choices are any less valuable than yours? How is it that I am labeled delusional for my choices but a seasoned hobbyist who hunts down a well reviewed lady is smart? I choose my guys as carefully as you choose your ladies and you pick out of  a specific pool. So do I, I just choose away from the boards and you choose off the boards, yet somehow I am delusional?

I get that men pay but what you refuse to see out of spite maybe is that there are different types of men who partake as there is are different types of women who offer a different experience (3g vs GFE vs PSE). All get paid to fk strangers but offer something different. Men want different experiences and I happen to see a group whose style is quite different than the general hobbyists style. Again you fail to see it because it you don't want to. You would rather name call instead.

We have emailed back and forth and you have been pleasant. Why be an asshole on this board? To prove you have balls? To prove you're still a badass with the stupid hookers? Wow, that's weak!

Answer me this...I have had bad experiences with hobbyists and now refuse to see them. How is that different than a guy who has had bad experiences with unreviewed ladies and now refuses to see them? Obviously not all unreviewed ladies are bad but no-one seems to use the term delusional when a hobbyist makes his choice not to see them. How is my choice, based on my experience any different?
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... I was attempting to make with Elle. You said it better than I did.

My parents live in an upscale mobile home park. It's one of those gated ones that you have to buzz the resident to have them open up the gate for you.

Is that the kind of place that Elle would not mind going to?

My parents could have chosen a condo, but most were either too big or too small. Getting a double wide mobile home was the perfect size for them and best of all, with my Mom having osteoporosis, makes it easier to have a single floor.

Serpius

... yourself to seeing clients that only have million dollar homes. Anything less, you won't see them.

Good luck...

Shaking my head in amazement.

Serpius

And I am not in a million dollar rig. It is new but small and I don't have it parked out in the woods. It is at an RV resort inside of a small town and I make sure to describe exactly the scenario and setting and give them the choice of a 2 hour appointment at my place or if they are uncomfortable with the setting, a 1 hour appoointment in a hotel in the same town for our first meet. I have not been turned down yet and have seen mostly newer ladies but a couple of well reviewed p411 ladies also. Most actually get a kick out of it as it is a first for them and we nearly always have a discussion of how things work and the setup and costs as they ponder a mobile incall. I can tell you in the last 4 months, there have been more than a handful of differently ladies come visit me. I thought it would be an impediment at first but it is not. Just don't come across as a creep and you will be fine.

If you would like further or more specific explanation, I did not renew my vip so cannot pm but you can add an @yahoo.com to my handle and reach me privately.

What does legit mean? And why should anyone have to prove that to anyone anyway?

Who is this "community"? Would that be the 15,000 users online, on TER right now? Or would that be 1 guy pretending to be 15 different people  on the GD board?

If a poster happens to be a provider that does not utilize TER for business, does that mean she is, somehow, not legit? Not a legit, 'what'?. Provider? Human?

Or is someone only legit if they link to reviews or write reviews?  Or, maybe that has to be a certain number of reviews. How many is that?

What if you write reviews, but only post comments under an alias so nobody can see your reviews? Are you legit, or not legit?