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National Client Appreciation Day
Zak0326 33 Reviews 1758 reads
posted
1 / 20
National Client Appreciation Day

Attention Providers,
       I want to thank you all for being an amazing part of my life however I want to remind you and bring to your attention for those that don't know that tomorrow Monday July 25th is National Client Appreciation Day. I listed a few items on my wish which you will see below. Like you I also only like the best and most expensive brands. Let's take a moment to remind you when I am happy you are happy and that this underground world is a two way street. With that being said these are the items on my wishlist.

For one day only you shop and cater to me.

White Gold 14Karat Chain Necklace
Rolex
55 Inch 4K TV
Macbook Pro  
X-Box 1 with Call of Duty  
Playstation 4 Madden 16 NBA 2K16
Tickets to Hamilton on Broadway
Book of Mormon on Broadway
Gift Card to Best Buy
Gift Card to Apple Store

 
Since I know no one has a good sense of humor I expect this to be deleted in the first five minutes.

Thank you and enjoy your night.
Feel free to add anything that you think I am missing.

Zak Out

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 690 reads
posted
2 / 20
Your wish list. . .

Just screams "16yo gay pimp."

WinonaRider 596 reads
posted
3 / 20
Maybe you'd benefit more from a Fleshlight. ;)(eom)


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GaGambler 514 reads
posted
4 / 20
Hey, just because we don't appreciate Barbara Streisand doesn't mean we don't have a sense of hum

And is that REALLY your wish list???!!!

I hate to tell you this, but your "wish list" is pretty fucking lame. Who the fuck wears "14 Karat white gold" in a necklace or otherwise?

Zak0326 33 Reviews 497 reads
posted
5 / 20
Re: Hey, just because we don't appreciate Barbara Streisand doesn't mean we don't have a sense of

Who is Barbara Streisand?  I know Celine Dion I saw her in Vegas living the dream, I'm kidding I know Barbara just not a fan.
I like White Gold.  

Posted By: GaGambler
And is that REALLY your wish list???!!!  
   
 I hate to tell you this, but your "wish list" is pretty fucking lame. Who the fuck wears "14 Karat white gold" in a necklace or otherwise?

Zak0326 33 Reviews 513 reads
posted
6 / 20
Re: Your wish list. . .

I always claimed to be a kid at heart.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Just screams "16yo gay pimp."

balljointnut 23 Reviews 519 reads
posted
7 / 20
All I need is a free session with the hooker of my choice.

And she can't say no.

Zak0326 33 Reviews 468 reads
posted
8 / 20
Re: All I need is a free session with the hooker of my choice.

Amen to that my friend...

Posted By: balljointnut
And she can't say no.

BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 334 reads
posted
9 / 20
hey!

that's my choice!!

CorbinCandor 376 reads
posted
10 / 20
Chocolate

So you'll think of her next time you do DATO. (Ugh)

ripmany 9 Reviews 485 reads
posted
11 / 20
just a box of rib condoms

I need them make my thing feel bigger. If i really want to be Appreciation then pick up the phone when I call for the second time.

Posted By: Zak0326
Attention Providers,  
        I want to thank you all for being an amazing part of my life however I want to remind you and bring to your attention for those that don't know that tomorrow Monday July 25th is National Client Appreciation Day. I listed a few items on my wish which you will see below. Like you I also only like the best and most expensive brands. Let's take a moment to remind you when I am happy you are happy and that this underground world is a two way street. With that being said these are the items on my wishlist.  
   
 For one day only you shop and cater to me.  
   
 White Gold 14Karat Chain Necklace  
 Rolex  
 55 Inch 4K TV  
 Macbook Pro  
 X-Box 1 with Call of Duty  
 Playstation 4 Madden 16 NBA 2K16  
 Tickets to Hamilton on Broadway  
 Book of Mormon on Broadway  
 Gift Card to Best Buy  
 Gift Card to Apple Store  
   
   
 Since I know no one has a good sense of humor I expect this to be deleted in the first five minutes.  
   
 Thank you and enjoy your night.  
 Feel free to add anything that you think I am missing.  
   
 Zak Out.  
   
 

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 482 reads
posted
12 / 20
Thanks for reminding me. I really need to put up a wish list. e


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lopaw 29 Reviews 389 reads
posted
13 / 20
Wine, dine & 69 me. That's not asking too much, eh? -e-


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Zak0326 33 Reviews 592 reads
posted
14 / 20
Re: Wine, dine & 69 me. That's not asking too much, eh? -e-

:)

Posted By: lopaw

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 505 reads
posted
15 / 20
Wait, didn't you say before you can get tickets to anything?

Why would you need someone to get you tickets?

Anyway, for me a free session would do. Don't need any of that other crap.

Zak0326 33 Reviews 593 reads
posted
16 / 20
Re: Wait, didn't you say before you can get tickets to anything?

Yes like providers can buy there own pocketbooks shoes or other items  I can buy my own tickets if need be.

 
Posted By: perfectstorm
Why would you need someone to get you tickets?  
   
 Anyway, for me a free session would do. Don't need any of that other crap.

balljointnut 23 Reviews 600 reads
posted
17 / 20
That may be ...no wait that is

the saddest post I have ever read.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 534 reads
posted
18 / 20
My Wish List

CS UNITEC 24" ADJUSTABLE WRENCH CUBE EX501-24B

DIAMOND PRODUCTS CORE BORE 3" CB500-HH HAND HELD PORTABLE CORE DRILL 4244004

Ralph Lauren Seersucker sports coat or suit

A puppy (collie or boxer)

Allen Edmond Strand-cap toe Oxford (Canela Leather or ox blood)

Cookies (Pinwheels or Mallowmars)

A horse (Vanner Cob or Friesian)

Maker's Mark Bourbo

Zak0326 33 Reviews 534 reads
posted
19 / 20
Re: My Wish List

A Puppy I knew I forgot something on my list.  

I want one as well.
Great catch.  
Posted By: WickedBrut
CS UNITEC 24" ADJUSTABLE WRENCH CUBE EX501-24B  
   
 DIAMOND PRODUCTS CORE BORE 3" CB500-HH HAND HELD PORTABLE CORE DRILL 4244004  
   
 Ralph Lauren Seersucker sports coat or suit  
   
 A puppy (collie or boxer)  
   
 Allen Edmond Strand-cap toe Oxford (Canela Leather or ox blood)  
   
 Cookies (Pinwheels or Mallowmars)  
   
 A horse (Vanner Cob or Friesian)  
   
 Maker's Mark Bourbon  
 

vantheman666 11 Reviews 423 reads
posted
20 / 20
I would like my ATF to kill my ex wife.

Then I won't have to pay any more fucking alimony.

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