Depending on who you talk to I am either a "hobbyist", "client", "trick", "john", or a guy that "has to pay for it."

Those terms don't actually offend me, even though they may or may not be pejorative in nature, or even necessarily accurate. (I don't "have" to pay for it, really. Unless we are talking about  a hot little spinner who's younger than my daughters; but that's still more of a choice really. LMAO!)

But what I'm dismayed about is there are only about a half dozen terms, and they aren't that colorful to boot. I'm being slighted because of my position  as a buyer in the equation here. On the other hand, the ladies have a plethora of terms to choose to be identified by or be offended by, as the case may be. It's just not fair!

Here's what I mean. Just take a look at some of the colorful terms the sellers can choose from:

Commercial Sex Worker
Self Employed Model
Working Girl
Call Girl
Escort
Date
Fancy Girl
Floozie
Courtesan
Dolleymop
Harlot
Lady of the Night
Ho
Scarlet Woman
Fille De Joie
Laundress
Fallen Woman
Moll
Scrubber
Blowsy
Painted Lady
Trick
Doxie
Soiled Dove
Tom
Woman About Time
Cocette
Siren
Tomato
Vamp
Hustler
Slag
Streetwalker
Sidewalk Hostess
Curb Server
Man troller
Lot Lizard
Professional Woman
Slapper
Playgirl
Tart
Comfort Girl
Chippie
Skeezer
Tantric Engineer

...and my personal favorite:

Semen Extraction Technician

 
Thanks CPA for the inspiration on this.

PEACE, LOVE, DOPE.