Using a razor to shave your balls sounds a bit risky to me.
Lets be honest, the ball sack is not the smoothest part of our skin.

I have only ever used scissors on that area, which is also risky, as one small mistake brings tears to your eyes.

Any tips on how to shave your balls without ripping them to shreds.

Anyone used an electric razor?

When you shave your face, do you move your jaw to tighten the area?
When doing your nut sack, that's what the free hand is for. There's plenty of ways to unwrinkle the area. Be creative and enjoy it.

Just hand a safety razor and shaving cream to a lady you met 30 seconds ago and invite her to take care of it.

what about laser?

Such as sensor excel (three blade model) is perfectly safe if you take your time and are careful. Don't do it when you are tired or drunk. I've done it for years without so much as a single scratch. Scissors on the other hand IMO are much more dangerous, easier to catch some loose skin. Don't use a cheap disposable like a Bic razor. When you hit 50 like me hair starts growing on the lower shaft, sucks but it's true. I shave that as well, no problem.

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Leave mine alone...I'll handle them myself.

Now...if you want a hooker to do it...just find one that won't charge you for it.  It's not like she's getting you off.  

Or is that part of the fetish?

Use it gently.  If you're really scared, then use it on your face for a few times first to dull out the razor a bit.

We could have a drink...just don't get too close to the trough...

Saturn is very protective of her space...and needs to force feed those 17,000 calories to maintain that hunky chunky figure of hers.

I think that saturn and hotplants are actually the defensive tackles for the Patriots.  Try getting a running back through that!  That's why there's no reviews attached...at least not on this site for those two.

But lungman would still give them 10/10's...more for fear of being suffocated otherwise.

I found investing in Philips Norelco total body grooming system to work well in sensitive body zones.

There are other similar products, but my experience is with the Philips Norelco bringing me some peace of mind.

It will keep you balls hairless forever!

my plate. Last time a guy tried that, I slapped the taste right out of his mouth. Don't play football but I do Sumo wrestle.

So how do you keep all of your 300 pounds all fish belly white and enticing? How do you deal with your FUPA (fat upper penis area) ? Do you hold yours up  or get the ladies to do that for you?

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BiB get's all crabby and butt hurt and is turning decidedly nasty. You at least play along and have a sense of humor. Geez if  all three of us met in a bar (I get one side of a booth...for obvious reasons), we'd probably have a great time laughing at all this silliness.

Both couldn't work any better. An old GF wanted me to be clean shaven down there. I tried razors and they tore me up. So, she got me to start using Nair/Veet about a decade ago. I'll never use a razor again. I broke up with her a long time ago, but still use the stuff on a regular basis (once a week or so). Its so easy and the women seem to really like it. The Brazilian wax stuff can be painful and razors burn/cut you. The Nair removes everything and leaves no marks or abrasions. Just cover the whole area about ten minutes before you jump in the shower. Shower as normal and you're good to go. Don't know why anyone would use a razor/scissors to be honest. Nair works 1000% better and its easier.

Why not just use a Bic lighter.

I wont be using my cheese grater anymore.

Philips Norelco Ultimate Bodygroom BG2020/31

Google this. It's about 40 bucks, but is perfect for shaving the balls. It doesn't hurt or cut at all.

There are warning on lots of labels, doesn't mean we adhere to them or the products don't work the way we want them to.

Bic lighter? I guess you missed the part where I explained in plain English that Nair doesn't burn or chew you up like a razor will.

thats the one..makes your balls as smooth and silky as a baby's ass..i actually feel better and dont have to listen to every provider bitch and moan about it while she picks those hairs out of her teeth..

ROTFLMAO.

FUPA?  A great new word.  I never see mine because of the 300 pound belly.  

For "enticing" I recommend a combination of being respectful and attaching Benjamins with double sided scotch tape, but YMMV.

I've been using this for awhile.  I like it a lot.

I've seen women who have had a reaction to that stuff. I wouldn't want my nuts to look like that.

last time I saw nair it came in a baby blue bottle.

Calm down I use a bic razor when I feel like shaving my balls, and it dosen't burn.

I have this, but I have no idea what is the proper way to use it on my balls. Are you supposed to use the trimmer side or the razor size?  Can you enlighten me on that?  Maybe a step by step instruction?  

and be careful out there. Am I speaking from personal experience? Yes, I am.

for that NO NO thing

and a guy was on there (albeit talking about chest hair..)

I wonder if that would work... I bet so

Schick silk effects is the womens razor I use. It has these little metal wires over the blade and in 10 years I have never been cut. You dont even have to be careful.