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My vacation is next week...confused_smile
Hello.Duchess See my TER Reviews 789 reads
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In the great outdoors, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to go through some serious withdrawal! Yikes, had not thought of that. Oh well, will just try to burn it off with some energetic hiking :)

Jacque_Jenesais2318 reads

Is it torture to you gals if you take a week off and don't have sex? I like die.

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RobinArdeur958 reads

Also... when I'm on vacation, I'm usually somewhere off-the-grid with my girlfriend, and I'm definitely not on a vacation from having sex. I do get a little fidgety when she's not around to satiate me, though...

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Dr Who revived839 reads

That's OK...more where that came from.

I love watching and playing with that monster...not many fake the O's with help like that  LOL

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Jacque_Jenesais895 reads

Love 'em!

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GaGambler948 reads

I can understand why some high volume women need a few days for their coochie to rest, but many of the working girls that I have dated simply fucked their boyfriends/fuckbuddies (meaning me) a lot more often on their days off than on their working days. lol

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RokkKrinn960 reads

Being a provider fuckbuddy sounds like a great job to me.  I get to have sex with a woman who knows how to do it, has no hangups, and enjoys it?  For free?  Where do I sign up?

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Jacque_Jenesais792 reads

no luck here

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GaGambler868 reads

Full disclaimer here, I am well over fifty, I wasn't really that much to look at even when I was young, I might "be" a big dick, but I certainly don't have one, AND I am an admitted shallow pig, but somehow I still manage.

I would say one of the first things to remember is to do the exact opposite of the DungBeetle, women might not respond to a total dickhead, but they sure as hell don't want a spineless suckup either. I have never really counted, but I would say that somewhere in the neighborhood of one out of every 20-30 of the providers I see end up being something more than just a business relationship.Whether that be "friend" "fuckbuddy" or outright "GF" or somewhere in between.

One other fact about me, I am single, financially independent, and I am not cheap. I like to have fun and I am not really that concerned about what it costs, that may help to tip the odds in my favor. lol

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RokkKrinn818 reads

...sadly.  I pass all your other criteria, though.

There's a couple of providers I'd love to have true OTC relationships with.  If I got the right vibe from one of them, I might reconsider my "not-single" status....

Or do you think I have to become single first, before I'm ever going to get that vibe?

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London Rayne1064 reads

The last thing I want to deal with on my OFF time is another d*ck, but you go on and perpetuate that shit lol.  

Posted By: Courtney.ova
Is it torture to you gals if you take a week off and don't have sex? I like die.

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lungman1032 reads

I hear ya!!
That would be like me, having to take care of a sick person, on my time off.  

Posted By: London Rayne
The last thing I want to deal with on my OFF time is another d*ck, but you go on and perpetuate that shit lol.  
   
Posted By: Courtney.ova
Is it torture to you gals if you take a week off and don't have sex? I like die.

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Jacque_Jenesais1134 reads

Do you mean start the violins? Yes, start them. I need to play the steak flut

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Jacque_Jenesais1032 reads

Posts. Perhaps I should request a copy of 'London's Guidelines for posting on TER'.  

;) love ya

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inicky46771 reads

Actually, I don't think you did.  If you had actually pissed her off I'd be able to smell the scorched earth even in New York.  I think she just wanted to let us know she doesn't "sport f*ck"   ..............except with the lawn boy.

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anonymousfun880 reads

Provider shit time and how long?

 followed by  

hobbyist shit time and how long?

Getting ridiculous.

There is concept called overdoing and questions are way past the ludicrous level.

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BigPeterJohnson817 reads

syntax is a real thing, look it up.

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inicky46922 reads

Conan The Grammarian is happy he is not alone.

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justanillusion906 reads

I get to have amazing sex with someone I love and am insanely attracted to.

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WondersOfTheWrld850 reads

and I have hooked up w/ one civie lover like twice a year (when I want to be intimate with someone I'm truly attracted to and not for contractual sex), but typically sex is the last thing on my mind.

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ExquisiteGiana1050 reads

I love, love, love sex! It kills me even to take my week off during TTOM!
And I have plenty of toys, they just aren't the same ;)
Giana

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Jacque_Jenesais849 reads

No, you're right. Isn't for me either. Sure, toys please me, but there's something about making a man feel good that keeps me satisfied.

I find myself looking at men during the day and thinking "If you only knew what I could do to you right now..." 'ehem. Yeah, gotta' be careful.

The longer I'm in this biz, the more I feel I need sex. IDK. I'm off to a bar right now, gonna' drink some selzer water with grenadine, sing bronchitis karaoke at a gay bar and... dammit. Can't pick up dudes there... I'll go to a bar after that and do it hehehehe

Ok, I'm done.

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Hello.Duchess820 reads

You seem like such a fun person :) And I know what you mean about the random lust thing.  Good luck surviving your mini dry spell :)

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Jacque_Jenesais767 reads

Being a horny mother f**ker on a sex board helps entertain all the other horny mother f***ERS Lololol.  

:D

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escalade1964975 reads

I have taken 4 days off recently and know how you feel.

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Hello.Duchess790 reads

In the great outdoors, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to go through some serious withdrawal! Yikes, had not thought of that. Oh well, will just try to burn it off with some energetic hiking :)

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Jacque_Jenesais822 reads

...and some self play right? Lol. :D

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tuckerlan754 reads

NO! I never have sex when I'm on break from work. My legs could not be closed tighter when I take time off.  

By the time vacation rolls around, I'm all fucked out!!

Posted By: Courtney.ova
Is it torture to you gals if you take a week off and don't have sex? I like die.

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Jacque_Jenesais808 reads

Maybe I'm not getting laid enough a work, haha

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Jacque_Jenesais720 reads

Maybe I should go higher volume to wear myself out so I don't have to deal with all that, loll

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