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Fuck, Kill, and Marry
munchinmuffin 75 Reviews 2379 reads
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Ok, you are faced with the following three women:  who would you fuck, who would you kill, and who would you marry? (only can do 1 thing with each woman)

Kim Khardashian
Sandra Bullock
Charlize Thero

bonordonor896 reads

one stupid OP a day and you have exceeded your limit.

Kill Kim, marry Sandra and fuck Charlize.

I'd FUCK Kim Kardashian
I'd marry Charlize Theron (ok that's a total lie because I'll never marry again)
And I"d kill Sandra Bullock, but only because I'm not attracted to her enough for either of the others.

Interesting question, why those 3 women?

I'd definitely marry Sandra Bullock if I were of a mind to do any marrying anymore - she is cute and quirky and she makes me smile....  I think she'd be a fun companion

 
given the choice of the other two I'd fuck Charlize Theron -  she is kind of lovely

 
don't have any use for the Kardasians but I would not bother to kill Kim :

Even though I am no longer a huge KK fan. I still think she is absolutely beautiful and has an amazing body!!  So I'd, Fuck: Kim Khardashian  

Marry: Charlize Theron  

Kill (Sorry): Sandra Bullock

.... but while Kim is hot I just thought of the sex with her being boring (Ray J sextape) and I might have a better sexual time with Sandra even if she's not attractive (definitely don't wanna marry her), and Charlize is an equal amount of hot and seems fun (definitely marry).

Though there's a certain egomaniacal rapper who decided that marrying Kim would be a sweet idea.  

On the other hand, I'd totally marry Khloe Kardashian. Love her.

CoffeeBreak541 reads

I'd fuck all three holes of Sandra, just out of principle
I'd marry Charlize, and fuck all three of her holes on the honeymoon
I'd fuck all three holes of Kim, before she died, be a waste not to

Just joking of course!

Posted By: CoffeeBreak
I'd fuck all three holes of Sandra, just out of principle  
 I'd marry Charlize, and fuck all three of her holes on the honeymoon  
 I'd fuck all three holes of Kim, before she died, be a waste not to  
   
 Just joking of course!

I would:

Kill Sandra
Fuck KK
And marry Charlize

Think I only saw one other person who would do the same.

remember to screen, verify and check social/emotional stability for crazy fuckers. :

Hieronymus610 reads

Amen! This topic is over the top! Surprised they would allow it.

brcforest632 reads

Easy!

Kim Kardashian is the easy kill choice.
I'd spend a night with Sandra Bullock.
I'd marry Charlize Theron. She's a much better day to day babe.

...then, poor Sandra would kill herself because I didn't choose her for 1 or 2. (thus helping me avoid the nasty business of becoming a murderer)
Or, just because I like happy endings, Sandra would become a discreet high class provider and out of a sense of charity I'd engage her services so she could have a few happy memories herself...

I won't be fucking much, if at all. Sooo... I'll marry Sandra. At least she seems to be funny, cool and probably a blast to hang out with.  I'll take Charlize in the sack, and Kim -well, sorry KK you didn't make the cut.

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