Ok, you are faced with the following three women: who would you fuck, who would you kill, and who would you marry? (only can do 1 thing with each woman)
I'd FUCK Kim Kardashian I'd marry Charlize Theron (ok that's a total lie because I'll never marry again) And I"d kill Sandra Bullock, but only because I'm not attracted to her enough for either of the others.
I'd definitely marry Sandra Bullock if I were of a mind to do any marrying anymore - she is cute and quirky and she makes me smile.... I think she'd be a fun companion
given the choice of the other two I'd fuck Charlize Theron - she is kind of lovely
don't have any use for the Kardasians but I would not bother to kill Kim :
.... but while Kim is hot I just thought of the sex with her being boring (Ray J sextape) and I might have a better sexual time with Sandra even if she's not attractive (definitely don't wanna marry her), and Charlize is an equal amount of hot and seems fun (definitely marry).
I'd fuck all three holes of Sandra, just out of principle I'd marry Charlize, and fuck all three of her holes on the honeymoon I'd fuck all three holes of Kim, before she died, be a waste not to
I'd fuck all three holes of Sandra, just out of principle I'd marry Charlize, and fuck all three of her holes on the honeymoon I'd fuck all three holes of Kim, before she died, be a waste not to
...then, poor Sandra would kill herself because I didn't choose her for 1 or 2. (thus helping me avoid the nasty business of becoming a murderer) Or, just because I like happy endings, Sandra would become a discreet high class provider and out of a sense of charity I'd engage her services so she could have a few happy memories herself...
I won't be fucking much, if at all. Sooo... I'll marry Sandra. At least she seems to be funny, cool and probably a blast to hang out with. I'll take Charlize in the sack, and Kim -well, sorry KK you didn't make the cut.
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