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My subject is not butt plugs, per se,
JakeFromStateFarm 80 reads
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but Christmas-themed sex toys.  It's especially kinky because fish is a Heeb.  So a Christmas-themed sex toy for him is like eating scallops wrapped in bacon.

mrfisher1728 reads

A heap of snow?   Not even a freakin' candy cane?

 
Come on, you can do better than that.

 

I can look out the window if I want to see snow.

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JakeFromStateFarm72 reads

I hope it arrives in time to give you some X-mass joy.

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micktoz66 reads

This one might be more fun.

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JakeFromStateFarm70 reads

It just doesn't appeal to me.  So feel free to stuff as much as you want up your ass and I will support your right to do it with my dying breath.  Well, maybe not that far. lol

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JakeFromStateFarm81 reads

but Christmas-themed sex toys.  It's especially kinky because fish is a Heeb.  So a Christmas-themed sex toy for him is like eating scallops wrapped in bacon.

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micktoz73 reads

Yeah,I was born into the tribe. Bastards cut 8" off my dick when I was 8 days old.
Since that time I've been grateful to practice being good to myself and others. Not much into xmas or any other theism.

As to arse play, wish mine would cooperate , but it seems to have it's own idea of what fun is. lol

Hope you all get what you would like for yourselves.

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Durhamdrew72 reads

Uncle Adolf would be proud Jake.

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JakeFromStateFarm78 reads

you would probably have said something else.  And avoided looking foolish.

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TrulyMsMocha75 reads

Posted By: micktoz
Re: Jake, you are 3 threads slow with this.  
This one might be more fun.

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mrfisher76 reads

Keep in mind you're talking to a guy who had a colonoscopy without any medication last week, so one of these is like chewing candy.

Also, half my office is up my ass every day,  so no sweat there.

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rrasha8878 reads

October was Dandruff Awareness Month.

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BrooklynKallway83 reads

Okay cannot figure out what Mr. F is saying??
Or do I just need more coffee?? 😀

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vantheman66678 reads

The TER logo at the top of the page has snow on it.

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JakeFromStateFarm69 reads

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BrooklynKallway73 reads

Ohh! Ty!

Unfortunately my phone is windows os so the new TER looks like a kindergarden class gone wild 😎

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