between Lent or Girl Scout Cookies...

Thinking of going with the cookies.... I hate those damn guilt trips!

And who said they could steal a Star Trek line for advertising anyway!?

Rebecca

RE: What are you giving up for lent?????????

I am giving up.......all of my remaining inhibitions, with your help of course

EOM

I'm giving up Lent!  Of course I did that years ago!

sleep on the couch instead of the bedroom. His virginal wife came out of the bedroom in a sexy negligee and said:

    "Why are you sleeping on the couch. Aren't you going to consummate our marriage?"

    He said: "I can't."

    She asked: "Why not?"

    He replied: "Because it's Lent."

    She said, perplexed: "To whom and for how long?"

I am Jewish, so I am giving up nothing! LOL..I leave the guilt up to everyone else!!!!

...the very naive couple that got married around this time last year.  After the reception, alone in their hotel room, the young Bride retired to the bed in a filmy negligee purchased by her mother.  The new Husband came out of the bathroom and promptly laid down on the sofa.  She rushed over to him:

"Honey, what's wrong?  Don't you like what you see?"

"Of course I do sweetheart, but it's Lent!"

"That's crazy!", she replied, "To whom and for how long?"

An old and dumb joke, but I thought cute nonetheless.

I'm giving up resisting to temptation. Anyone want to tempt me?
ShuadChaun

I'm giving up all guilt ridden legalist spiritual followings that lend themselves too instilling self doubt, self loathing and denial of sensual pleasures. I guess now I will burn in Hell