taste as bad as I thought it would."

but the most wonderful surprise goes way back when I had been hobbying only for a year or so when I had finished the first round with a particularly lovely gal, so I got up and started to get dressed which was the style at the time (1975) and she came back in the room from freshening up and said, where do you think you're going?  I'm not done with you yet.

And so I got my first MSOG.

I just loved it.

A provider that I saw regularly visited me during a two hour break between parent-teacher conferences.  As she walked out the door, she turned to be and asked: "Do I look like I just got the shit fucked out of me?"   She definitely had that "just fucked" look.

I thought you meant inches. Now I see you actually meant cm

The OP says "sexist" and NOT "sexiest."

 
So a more germane response would be:

 
"Why can't all you stupid men fill out my form properly???"  lol

 
Thank gawd I am still young and can still see. I can't even imagine what it's like to be over 50. Yeesh...

The provider grabbed the condom off of me, and licked it out..

maybe not the SEXIEST, but it did send me over the top.

So many . . .

During Greek with a 4’10 Philippina provider, I put her into a full split face down, then pulled her up by the hair. She says “oh, you’re so deep inside me, you’re stretching my ass so good!”  When we were done, I collapsed on top of her (6’2, 270 lbs), she’s totally trapped under me, she locks her shins around my leg and fucks with her ass backward from the bottom.  I tap out, and she keeps going, then I roll off, she says “oh, you’re still so hard” and goes for the ATM with gusto and we roll right into a merciless round two with no break.  Good times . . .  

Another provider swallowed and said “wow, that tasted good, you must eat very healthy.”

And another said, “I didn’t get to taste it. You came so deep in my throat, none got on my tongue.”

I love this hobby.

I was trying to get a second pop in Mish, but was running out of steam and slowing down.  She whispered in my ear "fuck me harder".  And that got it done for both of us.

SEXIEST thing...

To answer the OP’s INTENDED query, the “SEXIEST” thing is when a “pro” finds your “erogenous” zones, hence your HOT “spots.”
When a GOOD one finds it, and EXPLOITS it?
Ooh baby, aint NUTHIN better!  😁
Second place - DIRTY talk!
Unfortunately, someone who provides GOOD dirty talk is HARD to find.
It involves MORE than just a couple of swear words and “ooh, baby’s”
It’s about playing a PART, and playing it convincingly, something a LOT harder than it seems on face value.  🙁

Fuck me from behind while I eat her pussy.

The lovely lady and I were walking back to the hotel from a restaurant enjoying an extended dinner date...she slowed, demurely looked at me and said, “so, do you think you can fit that big cock into my tight ass for dessert?” JFC...Best. Dessert. Ever.

One evening with a long time provider/friend, she wanted a pizza and invited me to stay and eat with her.  
She decided to shock the delivery driver by answering the door completely naked. On top of that, she bent over In front of him to get the money from me as I was sitting there to pay him. I still remember the look on his face. He probably jerked off in his car. Lol.

Late one night while in Vegas,a lady friend caught wind that I was in town so she hit me up to have a drink.We hung out at the Bacarat Lounge at the Bellagio. The sofas are curved and very comfortable so it allowed us to sit close to each other. Then in the middle of our conversation she just said, "Let go to you room"....it came out as sexy as hell.

In the midst of a fantastic BBBJ my lady grabbed my right hand and placed it on the back of her head.    

She pulled her head up and said “ use you hands and fuck my face”.  

I had never done it before as I am careful not to force myself on a lady.    

In this case I did as requested and pounded her mouth.  it was wonderful.    I now have taken uo asking or observing the moment for clues I can do it.  

A hot Asian Indian waitress a hot Latina (she was the magnet) escort and I picked up. She’d seen us come into her restaurant several times so she hit on my date. Long story short she and I hooked up a few months later soon becoming a regular event for a reasonable level of compensation. Jack Dunphy would be proud I digress.  

At the end of the session she was on her knees her long jet black straight her streaming down her long torso to her ass. She was prolly 5’8” and athletic. I blew a huge load in her mouth and she promptly showed it to me then swallowing all of it. Without missing a beat she looked up at me with her gorgeous dark eyes and coo’d “OMG I don’t even do that for my BF.” Round II came very shortly thereafter in the same orifice. Our “thing” lasted another 3 years. Top ten sex period.

A few months back I had two girls come to my hotel room. While one was in the bathroom the other girl and I got aquatinted.  After pushing me down on the bed she undid my belt and pulled my jeans down.  The look on her face and her OMG reaction alone where a huge boost to the ol’ ego.  She grabbed my manhood and called out to the other girl that she needs to see this!  Other girl came out, same reaction pretty much.  The other girl then told me they call that a boyfriend dick.  Didn’t know why she meant and had to look it up after.  That type of reaction is normal, but damn do I love getting it every time!

The second time wasn’t really an escort but my attempt at having a sugar baby.  Once or twice a week we’d go out and get dinner and then head to which ever hotel I got a room for us that night.  She was usually pretty beater but she was hot and young (19 to my 39 at the time) so i put up with it.  One night after our time in the room she is being her usual self and I guess she read the annoyance on my face.  She plops back on the bed and says “I know I’m a bitch sometimes, that’s why I like you, you always fuck it right out of me.”  Just something about the way she said it that just really got me going.  

... that I've experienced not during a session, but during photoshoots. Come to think of it, there are quite a bit of sexy things that occur but I'll mention the first one that comes to mind.

 
I was photographing an escort who was wearing a short dress. She was sitting on the top portion of the back rest of a wooden bench with her feet on the seat of the bench in a public touristy area. As I'm shooting she looks at me and says "I'm not wearing any panties." I didn't know what to think so I lowered the camera for a moment. She then gives me 'that' look - you know 'that' look. (lol) Next thing, she pulls the bottom of the dress up a little and spreads her knees apart. ~ sigh~ Yep! She had no panties. It was my Sharon Stone moment. :P

 
I'll add one more. During an extended photoshoot, this escort says she's getting hungry. She suggested we take a break and get dinner - her treat! Now THAT'S how you seduce a photographer! (lol)

15 years ago took I took one for the team and on a hunch ,booked a date with a completely under the radar provider. There was 1 so/so review. The pictures of her seemed too good to be true, and she didn't return my email requests. Then one random day I got a reply from her, saying she might be available the following week. I was intrigued enough to agree to a very high rate for 2 hours. She came to my hotel on time, wearing jeans, a belly shirt and black thin heels. A total dime. We chatted, had some wine and room service and very slowly got to business. She rocked my world! The most feminine responsive body I've touched. I gave her everything I had in those 2 hours. She was in the bathroom cleaning up her breasts, neck and chin. And from the sink she says "Do you have anything else planned for the evening? No, I reply hopefully. Good she says, I can stay if you like. Thats the sexiest thing I've heard! We never got to sleep and the intensity continued. Never saw another ad from her. Tried contacting her for months,(maybe years) and nothing but crickets. No ads popped up and no more reviews for her. A total mystery, but I was a very lucky man.

all three of my holes are all yours tonight.

To quote Andrew Dice Clay, "So there I was  in balls deep".

Doing Greek with an incredibly hot blonde from behind. She turns around without saying a thing bites her  bottom lip, winks, and then just stares at me until I pop,,,which was like immediately.

Ok now I need to go take a shower.

Beautiful Filipina who will do almost anything.  Usually did extended dates with her.  This time I asked her to bring toys.  One her knees, using a vibe on her mons and me using a dildo in the vag and a butt plug.  She was getting hotter and creamier by the minute.  after about five minutes yells at me to take out something and fuck her.  Took out the butt plug, leaving the dildo deep in the vag while vibing herself and pounded her ass, feeling the dildo and the vibe the whole time.  She comes, screaming and squirting and I filled the bag in her tight ass.   Years later and I still think about it.   She spent the night two days later with even hotter stuff.

She said "Your cocks not as small as you think it is!".