Guys how many gals do you think you'd see in 1 day? I already know what the ladies would do if they were to win.

I don't have the stamina, but I would definitely try a foursome just to say I've tried it.  

I'd take out the entire gang for dinner

Including my pal Serpius to Wendy's  LOL

And Frosty's for everyone  

I'd call all my fav's and have a huge party...

Don't worry admins, I am not THAT lucky of a guy.

I would definitely have my first threesome. More quality then quantity. Law of diminishing marginal utility. 18 women are just as good as 2 or 3.

Just one lady for an overnighter.

Doubles and triples are still on my bucket list, though.

definitely do the hot red head from Wendy's commercial...

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And probably not make it out alive.

oh yeah, I agree about that.  She is totally hot

give half to my wife then GTFO and find me my 5 favorites, 2 buddies and a tropical island with a full staff......

Hi CPA,

.  & Illinois taking their cut wouldn't leave enough for a down payment!! I'll take a special lady to Reno for a long weekend, visit the Hippity- Hoppity ranch!! There's a young lady who has the look I love!! I would take the CF2 USA Small Breast Tour, 2013!! I would rest up, throw a country music party that would include Emmlyou Harris, Willie Nelson & Shania Twain!! I would wisely invest the rest & take care of my family!!  Then head overseas to see what London, Germany & Amsterdam have to offer!! Oh yeah, I would buy lifetime VIP membership in TER

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Including my pal Serpius to Wendy's  LOL

And Frosty's for everyone  

Posted By: cashorcredit

Guys how many gals do you think you'd see in 1 day? I already know what the ladies would do if they were to win.

I don't have the stamina, but I would definitely try a foursome just to say I've tried it.  

How many girls would I see in one day?  Not sure that's where my mind would be, actually.

I'd probably be way too busy spending it on buying houses, cars, and setting up retirement accounts and investments so that there was annuity stream.

Hobbying will always be there if I want it to, and if my money is invested wisely, I won't need to worry about doing the MC Hammer.

I just bought some powerball numbers.

Cash equivalent is $327 mil.  probably put the $27 mil on an annuity, and the $300 mil for charity, investments, and hobby  

and make her say "yes, you are right" to everything I said.

I figure I'd have enough cash left over to buy a coke and maybe a small fry.


But for some reason, my post above points to something else entirely. thus the "wtf".
I already sent a note to admin asking about it.

i would probably fuck myself to an early death..

and exactly the opposite of what I would do...lol

But I have already decided that I would hire Morgan Freeman to come and read me bedtime stories. I hope he doesn't mind the overnight provider next to me!!!

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No use spending all my money when I could just as easily do some quick math and live off the interest $500mm before taxes (an easy $140mm in lump-sum after taxes) would give me.  Even if I invested the money in two-year treasury notes which pay a coupon of 0.25% (25 basis points), you are still looking at $350k/year in before-tax money.

Of course, you could put your money into government-guaranteed (or implied-guarantee) MBS bonds that are guaranteed by the government and make about four times that amount, so even with that, you are looking at $1.4mm per year before taxes.

That makes for a pretty big lifestyle, especially if you're not living in some expensive city.  And let's face it...there are plenty of inexpensive cities with just ridiculously hot girls everywhere.  You don't need to live in NYC, and I sure as hell wouldn't.  

Let's say your tax planning is shit and you give away 50% to the government.  That's still $750k/year to play with.  Even if you saw two $1000/hour providers a day, every day, that's only $2000/day or $730k/year.  So you could go apeshit and spend $2k/day every single day and still have $20k left over.

And that's assuming really shitty investing (1% returns before taxes), shitty tax planning (50% given away to Uncle Sam), and spending $2k/day on providers.

At that kinda net worth, I wouldn't be looking at providers anymore.  I'd be looking at arrangements with girls, negotiated out.

Or...I wouldn't be paying for it at that point in time, methinks.  At least...not explicitly.  I'm pretty sure I could find a girl to travel around with me in a private jet without having to shell out money to have sex with her.

I know a resort hotel with a two story lavish Arab style suite complete with an inside swimming pool. It"s designed for large parties.  I'd get a large harem and invite all of you for a weekend.  Start a charity and invest the rest.

Well I would take the lump sum which would be 221,813,500 dollars after taxes in Minnesota. So I would spend 220,813,500 dollars on women, drugs and alcohol. Then i'd probably just waste the last million.

Yeah she's hot! Does she have reviews? eom

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That's not going to happen with covered. Really I would travel around all hot cities in the US for hobby then, would venture out to all hot hobby cities around the world.

Hi PS,

I'm sure LR is a sweet woman, but ,as I've often stated ,I'm partial to small body types!! I'll leave her to the guys that appreciate the bigger things of life!! To me big things come in SMALL packages!!  U2, sings the perfect song about my search for the perfect woman (Pictured)

I would move to Italy, and become a nun.

Last I heard there is no entrance fee.

But I can hold the money for you until you get out.

I just might get a breast reduction and get some C implants one day. Need to reduce my ass too bwahahahaha.

Hi London,

for s..ts & giggles, for two hours!! In the words of the Diceman, Id throw you a" bone of my own! " :oP

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you would think of first.

Maybe she'll cook something for you.

If you bought TER out why wouldn't you just run it the way you like it rather than liquidating?