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My Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer ..🦌🦌🦌
mrfisher 111 Reviews 1659 reads
posted
1 / 20
As part of the war on Christmas...

and hoping that the powers that be at TER will allow this decidedly non-sexual lark, what seasonal tune would you choose in order to torture someone you particularly don't care for?

 
I think my choice sets a pretty high bar, even if it is a classic.

 
By the way, you can choose a Hanukkah tune, either of them.
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HappyChanges 69 reads
posted
2 / 20
Not to be downer on the OP but.....

who particularly don't you care for?  

As far as Christmas music, the song with the kid with the shoe kills me.

JakeFromStateFarm 43 reads
posted
3 / 20
Simply awful. Shame on you, fish. You deserve this stinker.


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Sheila Starr See my TER Reviews 55 reads
posted
4 / 20
My Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer ..🦌🦌🦌

Heee Hawww 🦌🦌🦌

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 56 reads
posted
5 / 20
I think this might get the message across.


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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 54 reads
posted
6 / 20
While the dogs and parrot . . .

Would put me on suicide watch after a few hours, Admin's entry has a certain joie de vive that makes it a torture I could endure. Might be a musical "edging" of sorts.

micktoz 43 Reviews 56 reads
posted
7 / 20
Australian Xmas shit!

Summer in Australia

Related Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSsffF2xhA

Tippecanoe 60 reads
posted
8 / 20
Easy

Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt

Target, JanetfromStateFarm.

mrfisher 111 Reviews 54 reads
posted
9 / 20
I actually like that song...

but here is my all time favorite Christmas song, rather obscure, but really gets to tne nitty gritty of the season...

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mrfisher 111 Reviews 52 reads
posted
10 / 20
and, the runner up...


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mrfisher 111 Reviews 46 reads
posted
11 / 20
Sings, is being charitable.


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ToniLove See my TER Reviews 55 reads
posted
12 / 20
Merry fucking Christmas!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuN4P7897k

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Fridays117 27 Reviews 62 reads
posted
13 / 20
The rape-y Christmas song: Baby its Cold Outside

The line about "say whats in this drink?" Is a little dark.  Not a mention of Christmas in the whole damned thing, but its plays as a Christmas song.  Talk about putting pressure on her!  Sheesh!  Book an escort already!

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ToniLove See my TER Reviews 44 reads
posted
14 / 20
Happy holidays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnwUgSb95Os

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micktoz 43 Reviews 59 reads
posted
15 / 20
Thank you my Lady of the evening,

Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening!

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 59 reads
posted
16 / 20
This was considered a benign holiday favorite until . . .

The feminists got ahold of it and browbeat the male PC crowd into buying into the argument it's a rape song.  I have said to many a host, "What's in this drink."  I was curious about the taste, that's all.  Drugging women for sex, except in a few rare instances, post-dates this song by many years.  I'm always amazed at the number of ball-less men that buy into the feminist bullshit.

GaGambler 61 reads
posted
17 / 20
Anyone who thinks this song is "rapey" has never seduced a woman before

"No" means no. Not "I really shouldn't" or "What will the neighbor think if I leave wearing the same clothes in the morning"  

 
NO, means no, and "stop trying". "I really should go" means "try harder"

 
I completely agree, ball-less men who see hookers because they "have to" are the ones who buy into that kind of feminist bullshit. I also agree this song was written long before Bill Cosby was drugging women

 
Sometimes I wonder how many guys who post here would EVER get laid if it weren't for hookers.

MissFeliciaSeong See my TER Reviews 55 reads
posted
18 / 20
Chipmunks Christmas Songs

I would not want to be stuck listening to this for more than one time a year. Pure torture. Include a bad quality sound system that would be a weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Poqtaf6mVE&index=4&list=PLh8uFPTU9QExOJkHXnwUu9oMiMtdICzcL

Fridays117 27 Reviews 68 reads
posted
19 / 20
As a matter of fact seduction has been a tough nut to crack, done it, just never easily

...and by today's standards the song is rapey.  Not for when it was written, not even for 20 yrs ago.  But in the post Cosby drugging age and current feminazi movement prowling about,  it sure is made to seem so now.  I just hate women who play hard to get.  Fuck me or don't, GTFO.  If course this is coming from a guy who can't leave his ugly almost sexless marriage due to love, duty and most of all money.  Yeah, and you hit it right in the head, thats why I see hookers.  Heres the cash. Blow me.

UncleAndy 61 reads
posted
20 / 20
The Cat Carol

https://youtu.be/yZ2sa3tyvkI

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