My very first time seeing an "escort" I got robbed. I was stupid and it was my first time ever doing anything like this. I never heard of TER or anything like that. It was about eight years ago. I just got my tax refund check of a little over $2000 I planned to use some of it to get laid. I had all of it with me.
I seen an ad on the internet, sorry I do not remember where and called to meet up. I rented a cheap hotel room to meet at. She met me at my hotel room it was the lady from the ad. She came in and collected her fee of $200 and ask me to get naked as she went to the bathroom at change. She came out of the bathroom in a bra and pantie set. She started to rub my back I asked what was on the menu she told me for anther $100 she would get nude and give me a HJ.
I agreed and went to the envelope that had all the money from my tax rebate in it to get the $100. She then gave me a quick HJ and told me she would get me a towel to clean up. Two minutes later she came out of the bathroom fully dressed and grabbed the envelope that had all my money in it and ran out the door.
I could not chase her as I was still completely nude. I never called the cops because I was under the false impression that it was a felony to see a hooker and was afraid of being charged. It was pure stupidity on my part.
Nothing violent happened and it was probably a crime of opportunity more than anything, but I still got robbed. I swore I would never pay anther lady for sex ever again, but then I met my wife and things changed and now hear I am. This time I am being much smarter on how I go about things. I screen, never bring extra money, and keep a close eye on her the first time seeing someone.
So in short I ended up paying over $2000 for a 5 minute massage and a 10 minute hand job, because I don't do my homework and was far to trusting. BashfulJohn I think you got the better deal. The lady I seen was a 7 in looks and 1 in service a 3 if she didn't rob me.
I haven't noticed a 'first time' thread in a while. Seems like lazy snowy pre-game party Sundays might be good times to reminisce.
My first time hiring (sort of) a prostitute:
It was about 18 years ago. I had just moved to Honolulu. Lots of gorgeous streetwalkers in Waikiki, but they were renowned for ripping off Japanese tourists. Out of curiosity, I decided to call an 'escort'. Can't remember where I found the ad. Might have just been a yellow pages agency. I wasn't particularly horny. Just curious. I had no idea how much it would cost, didn't even think to ask. Didn't think ahead at all. She showed up -- a gorgeous blond, a little older (maybe mid 30s. but the sun ages people there so she might have been younger), in a tight blue knit dress. I was such a moron. I told her the wrong apartment on the phone, figuring I could spy on her and if she was scary I would just walk away. So there I was, peeking around the corner like some perverted dork while she knocked on the wrong door. She wasn't scary, or with a bunch of police carrying a battering ram, so I made some lame excuse about some 'accidental' miscommunication, and led her to my apartment. I stood there like the clueless knob I was. She asked for the money. Uh... I hadn't thought that far ahead. Like I said, I was mostly just curious how the whole thing worked, and sex wasn't really the goal. I took out my wallet and opened it. I showed her. I had only something like twelve bucks and a Cheerios cereal coupon. She gave me this really long look, and I had no idea whether she was going to hit me or what before she walked out. She did the last thing I would have guessed. She said it wasn't cool to not have the money, tossed her long blond hair over her shoulder, reached provocatively into my open wallet, took out everything I had, handed back the cereal coupon with a sort of 'keep it loser' smirk, and said... "I'll stay anyway." The sex wasn't as great as with other providers I've met since then, but it wasn't bad. I'd probably give her 8 or maybe 9 for looks and 6 or 7 for performance.
I'm under no illusion that I am so awesome that she couldn't help herself. I actually think she maybe thought of it as advertising for the future. But it's not like my apartment was so great that she could have thought I was rich. So I dunno. Anyway, I never called her again. I got married a couple years later, to the woman I was dating at the time. Still married to her.
Your story?
...even adjusted for inflation! As for my first, I hadn't even figured out how to find the cathouses in NYC in 1986 so I was cruising the area on the West Side just below the Javits Center, having heard there were lots of street-walkers there. Finally found a pretty good-looking blonde who got into my car and I parked around 30th St., scared shitless about LE. She pulled out my cock, got it hard and, without me really knowing she was doing it, used her mouth to slip a condom onto me. It felt great and, after a while she said, "I want you to come on my tongue." That put me over the top. After that I found where the good houses were and never went with a street girl again. But it was $20 well spent.
Drank a full bottle of mescal, didn't even get a bed. Empty room with a chair and a willing chica. Worth every penny of that five bucks. lol
My very first time seeing an "escort" I got robbed. I was stupid and it was my first time ever doing anything like this. I never heard of TER or anything like that. It was about eight years ago. I just got my tax refund check of a little over $2000 I planned to use some of it to get laid. I had all of it with me.
I seen an ad on the internet, sorry I do not remember where and called to meet up. I rented a cheap hotel room to meet at. She met me at my hotel room it was the lady from the ad. She came in and collected her fee of $200 and ask me to get naked as she went to the bathroom at change. She came out of the bathroom in a bra and pantie set. She started to rub my back I asked what was on the menu she told me for anther $100 she would get nude and give me a HJ.
I agreed and went to the envelope that had all the money from my tax rebate in it to get the $100. She then gave me a quick HJ and told me she would get me a towel to clean up. Two minutes later she came out of the bathroom fully dressed and grabbed the envelope that had all my money in it and ran out the door.
I could not chase her as I was still completely nude. I never called the cops because I was under the false impression that it was a felony to see a hooker and was afraid of being charged. It was pure stupidity on my part.
Nothing violent happened and it was probably a crime of opportunity more than anything, but I still got robbed. I swore I would never pay anther lady for sex ever again, but then I met my wife and things changed and now hear I am. This time I am being much smarter on how I go about things. I screen, never bring extra money, and keep a close eye on her the first time seeing someone.
So in short I ended up paying over $2000 for a 5 minute massage and a 10 minute hand job, because I don't do my homework and was far to trusting. BashfulJohn I think you got the better deal. The lady I seen was a 7 in looks and 1 in service a 3 if she didn't rob me.
While candy intoxicated. NOTHING happened needless to say.
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i was at a strip club in new orleans. a cute girl greeted me at the door then followed me to a couch along the wall. she had hurt her back so she wasn't dancing for a few days - just workin the floor. after talkin for about 30 min, i agreed to pay $100 for the private dance. she led me to one of 4 or 5 shacks out back then told me for an extra $50 i could fuck her. drunk + horny + her being cute = no brainer. it had to be quick (3 songs) but it was good. the best part of it all was that when the 3rd song ended, she said somethin along the lines of "oh my god honey, our time is up! come on my stomach!" simultaneously the next girl with her guy walk in. so they get to watch me finish then get dressed. dude gave me the fist bump as i walked out! haha!
A short time was an hour with a girl sort of a GFE session. An all night session was $3.50.
My first time was in Estonia for my 19th birthday. I was there with my father for few days of work and once the work was done we went to checkout the local strip clubs and if my memory serves me right we went to a brothel too. I don't remember anymore where we ended up getting the girls but that is definitely the most memorable birthday present ever.
Wish I had a Dad like that! You are a lucky lad!