Suppose there’s an exchange of services between a client and provider.  And the provider is happy with the exchange but can’t/won’t find the time to seal the deal.  What is the hobby law say? Is it “break a deal face the wheel? “  Although Gulag and Death may be a bit severe,  what would be appropriate?  Here’s my thinking:

1) RHIZO- where the provider gets buried to her head with sand, and has to perform BBBJ and swallow 1000 calories of jism...I wonder how many cals per pop there are?
2) MAXIMUS – her closest confidante turns her in to LE, she serves the time, wins her freedom back by performing favors very very well on all her “keepers”
3) FLAME the NAME – Where there’s a forum, her name will be inserted as “ripoff.”
4) PAY it BACK, TWICE the TIME– session goes twice as long, dinner included
5) COLD as ICE- What’s that irish saying about revenge? An example might be making an appointment under a different name and not showing up nor calling...nah, not cold enough.
6) TICK TOCK, SIT on a COCK- Ok, a real chicken sounds sick, so we’ll just give her a horny pill, and not allow her to play with herself...make her wait for the "business"
7) OGRE- the deal is broken if an ugly ogre kisses her
8) SEAL the DEAL- provider and client gets into seal costumes and has slimy awkward sex, If that proves too much of an inconvenience then a normal session will do

Any body have an idea or two to add?  Personally, i'll be happy with the original deal..but as long as there's an excuse there's a way out of the deal.  What's a guy to do????