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Khori See my TER Reviews 293 reads
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She had 8 O's.   LMAO!   Too funny!

dwarrw22131050 reads

Mine is some variation of "treat her right guys."  Doesnt this imply that there are some ladies out there that dont need to be "treated right?" LOL!

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Dr Who revived545 reads

She came 5.7856155 times

Love that one.

Posted By: dgunn32
Mine is some variation of "treat her right guys."  Doesnt this imply that there are some ladies out there that dont need to be "treated right?" LOL!

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TheHamster395 reads

"up I went."
"VIPS read on."
"she O'd."
"lots of attention to the boys."
"behind the door."
But "treat her right" is still at the top (bottom) of my list.

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sethric56424 reads

I know its not over used, but really?!? wtf, people think they are John Holmes for Christ sake...not to mention, the last thing I want to read is about some other dudes perception of his dick...

Less about your cock boys...I want her details...Pencil tips, manhole covers, Roast beef, hail damage...etc.

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London Rayne321 reads

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sethric56386 reads

Your legendary size...er lack of...still probably still makes 69 out of 70 of those guys full of shit...lol

MF'ers need to learn to use a ruler...

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London Rayne431 reads

more than that all the way. Never have, never will. Keep that shit for some other hooker. I'm good.

-- Modified on 11/21/2012 12:19:26 AM

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BigPapasan376 reads

...You should because then you could measure length AND width!

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Posted By: BigPapasan
...You should because then you could measure length AND width!

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MagicMedic322 reads

But it is the tightest I have ever had.

BTW, "pencil tips, manhole covers, beef curtains, or hail damage" that shit was funny.

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perfectstorm374 reads

"I want to keep her for myself"
"treat her right" (already mentioned by hamster)
"I returned the favor"
"she complimented me on my size"
"we greeted each other like long lost lovers"

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dantananot402 reads

Asked "are you through yet?" And filed her nails while I doggied her.  Oh, wait, that's from a parallel universe.  Ummmm, she turned her face away and offered me mints.  "You should floss."  Shit, that's not it.  Never mind, sorry I tried to answer the op.  Definitely suggest you NOT re read this if you are upset you read it the first time.

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sethric56282 reads

Had one session start out with the lady all decked out and looking hot...I ate my Wheaties that day, and by the time we were done she looked like Bill the Cat. Even she was laughing when she looked in the mirror. It was a repeat visit, she asked what the hell got into me that day...lol

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crazyshit340 reads

Let's call a spade a spade.  I've used more than a few of the terms listed here in my own reviews, and I'm sure if I looked at the responders here, I would see a few more guilty parties.

Let's not be hypocrites, because the one thing I do see on this board is a bunch of guys who keep asking for more and more information, and then criticize that the information isn't good enough or detailed enough when they do get it.

No good deed goes unpunished, as they say...

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JustGopherIt296 reads

I'm a newbie and the information in reviews is generally excellent.  But you have to admit, it can be entertaining.  I have no doubt that many who write reviews kind of re-live the experience and so who cares if it's worded a certain way.  Doesn't make it any less entertaining.  It's not a terrible thing!

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crazyshit331 reads

Ideally, I would just prefer to see a bunch of bullet points that give me the same information.  But the writing helps me to understand what kinda client the guy is, and whether I am likely to trust the information I am reading.

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beach6216382 reads

...I want to keep her to myself."  Yeah, cuz she's never going to see anoyher hobbyist after you.

And "Treat her nice guys".  Ohhhhhhh!  We're supposed to be NICE to girls????  I didn't know that.

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TheHamster375 reads

"Treat her right" annoys me more than any other cliche.  And, to crazyshit's point, I'll admit to having used a few of these despised phrases myself.  But not "treat her right."  I mean, if she was a 2 would your write,  "treat her wrong?"

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Foodyguy312 reads

Should a submissive review have "Treat her wrong?"

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mrfisher293 reads

WTF, was she wearing pants with a blue stripe down the side?

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saturnsky330 reads

...in order to be this real trooper?

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Dr Who revived309 reads

Read some of these novellas and you'll see why this topic is really comical.

The johnnie boy who claims that some hooker "is a real trooper" may mean that she was successful in finding his dick under the folds of fat...and yep, that would make her a real trooper in my book  :D

And you really gotta see the guys who write how many Big O's a gal has...it's fucking unbelievable  LOL

The funny part of this crap is that when you/I sit and chat with a gal that we know pretty well and ask about a johnnie boys review...rarely are the stories the same...hmmm  LOL

Posted By: saturnsky
...in order to be this real trooper?

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JustGopherIt292 reads

You do seem to take some things pretty personally.  If the guys were seriously putting her through "hell," I'm guessing they would get weeded out awfully quick.  I may be new, but I'm not a complete idiot.  Just from reading the forums here you can tell that MOST guys are pretty darn respectful when it comes down to it.  Yeah, they want to get their rocks off and they like to tell good stories.  Then again, most guys do.  The subject here just happens to be sex.  

And you have to admit, many reviews are a 10 themselves when it comes to entertainment value.  

Posted By: saturnsky
...in order to be this real trooper?

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saturnsky279 reads

However, hearing that just made me wonder what some guys will expect some ladies to go through. As far as weeded out,  maybe some get known for testing the metal of the ladies they see. Not a bad thing, they just need to be paired with women who can deal with that.

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JustGopherIt304 reads

"I had to dive in"
"she came hard"
"it was tasty and fresh"
"I pounded her"
"I'm normally a one pop guy, but she said she would see about that"
"her pussy was already wet"
"she had several orgasms"

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Khori294 reads

She had 8 O's.   LMAO!   Too funny!

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DianaFletcher368 reads

Whenever I see the line "She was a real trooper," I cringe. Wrong!


See link. This would be my Public Service Announcement for the day.

Related Link: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trouper

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saturnsky280 reads

Who or what is putting her through something that bad. That's when the words NO/STOP come in handy.

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juliewantsu358 reads

"Treat her well guys". Just once i'd like to read "she loves being treated like shit guys"

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rtuminus321 reads

What would be an example of the sort of games there are none of? For that matter, isn’t hobbying a form of play, ergo a game?

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