Try the 300 club in the South Pole.

Beware Jack Frost nipping your nipples though.

You won't find me any where near the South Pole, for any one or any reason.

I hate the cold too much to do that but I definitely have Antarctica on my bucket list. How many activities remain that only a minuscule percentage of the population gets to do. Exciting.  

Just hid in my stomach just thinking about it.

Gotta admit, that making it into the Antarctic club takes a hell of lot more prep and not to mention permission to get down there.   So what would a South Pole Dancer look like, and would she stick to the pole?  Forget the Mile High Club.  How about a Bottom of the Earth Club?