Haven't tried it in a while but I think I'd have trouble getting it up and/or finishing.  Also, I prefer to be clear-headed to properly enjoy a hot young thing.

Me - forget it.  I fall asleep after two drinks.

Her - sometimes it works pretty well, sometimes there are problems.  Depends on the gal.

Drunk sex is all arms and legs and hard work, trying to stay awake.

but drunk just doesn't do it.  I tend to get sentimental when I'm drunk and I know from experience that few things are more obnoxious than a sentimental drunk.  "I love you, you know.  No, reall, I really, really love you."  That's not an image of me that I want my favorite provider to remember.  Buzzed, though?  Nice and relaxed?  That's just fine.

Thanks for adding the last part. Ive noticed some guys that have a little too much to drink have a little trouble  sometimes.

Buzzed sex is much better, got enough liquor in your system to have you feeling real good, but your sober enough to comprehend whats going on.

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk