The following provider ad caught my attention on one of the boards I moderate----
Cum bang me next Thursday....I love Gangbangs!
Posted by xxxxx , 8/9/2007 12:32:18 PM
I am a lady in public and a total skank c*mslut bcd.
If you want to cum over and be a part of the fun next Thursday call me. You must have shaved balls and be ready to get nasty.
I love sex with multiple partners and crave greek.
Dirty talk during the facials make me hott.
call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
Smooch,
Lick,
Suck,
Mary
Sorry, I don't crave greek. Great food, beautiful people, WRONG side of the ocean! As for the rest of it? Well......LOL. (I thought you deleted the name?)
and different from most of the everyday ads.
I guess it didn't cum off like I expected...
Sorry.
You'd have to understand my thought processes at 8:00 AM when I first read this. So, see if you can follow this blonde's logic.....
Below is a post about "dirty talk". If you haven't read it, take the time. It'll make what I'm about to say a little easier to follow. To make a long story short, the poster requested to know the limits and why. Guess he didn't like the responses he got. I, and several other ladies, were berated and belittled for our responses...which is neither here nor there. Everyone is entitled to their opinions and tirades.
It just struck me as funny after receiving such treatment to find my first name at the end of such an ad. Since I'm pretty clear that greek is off my menu, I chose to focus on that one line.
My apologies to the humor gods. I can't promise not to transgress again...'cuz we all know how logical blondes are! LOL.