Put on your Yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To hobby on Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of naughty play
We get eight crazy nights

When I feel like the only gal in town
Without a Christmas tree
I make a list of  people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

Santino Corleone,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then PM's MMax and Lurker with a lady that is fine,

Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah "O's"
That girl lover jeopcon and Dr Gonzo (they're my boys)

Hyabby thinks he's Jewish,
Smelly acts half too
Coochmeister just keeps wishin'
Put them all together
They'd a funky bad ass Jew

We got Beaner542
And Kim Kelly too
Mr Fisher too is Jewish
Though he's liberal(even)
for a Jew

Put on that yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
moment and kornlover
both celebrate Chanukah

SS344
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
We got Buddy M. too

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Bacca isnt, but should do me anyway
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Onemore007 Isn't
Perfecto isnt too
But Thank the Lord for Waterclone,HOTFORPROS too
Cause theres nothing more exciting than a horny,horny Jew

So many Jews like to hobby
Look for shiksa goddess'too
I always count my blessings
Ms Lewinsky is one too

Tell the world I wannaka
Get Laid all of chanuka
Eight days of erotica
We'll melt all antartica
It wont be robotica
We'll flare my sciatica

Have a joyous,light filled Chanuka.

Love you all,Mikithemilf(also a Jew)