I HAAAAAAAAATE when I meet a guy and he asks "so have you been busy today"?.  

I only rendezvous once a day, but if someone asked me, "Have you been busy today?" I'd reply, "Yes, Sweetheart, I've "been busy" getting ready for our rendezvous."

if you answer truthfully, which is of course, it's really none of your business, that puts a damper on the session.

...and some guys get off on "other" things...

Sometimes they are actually curious/nosy but other times I get the impression that they're just making conversation.  

and a lot of the guys I see are actually turned on when I'm really busy, although I never answer it precisely, I just go with something like "life is crazy"

Who cares busy or not...

I just smile and say yes business is good...kind of a turn on in a weird way....lol....he doesn't know if he's the first client or the 4th so a little mystery there...

The only thing I care about is making sure I'm clean, fresh and smelling good with impeccable hygiene, and I expect no less from the lady I'm seeing.  I don't care if she's seen 1 person or 10, just as long as she is energized with pristine hygiene when we meet.

I mean liked you from the start!
Xo

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and often is a reply to the same question asked of the guy, IOW the hooker says "Hi baby, how are you, have you been busy?" A natural response would be "Yes I have been a bit busy at work, how about you?"

I'm always busy with something and I smile and usually lean in for a kiss and guide their hands to my breast and ass. Guys usually forget what they were going to say after that

I get clients that ask "what number am I today?" Lol

i'd say either "you're always number one in my book, baby," or "since you asked, you are a big zero" depending on how you felt that day.

That's wonderful if you only see 1 client a day do you work from home or something bc  if your room is 200-300 a night one date isn't going to make any profit I mean unless your charging 500 a hour or something

right I agree with that !

LMAO