I typically use a favorite brand moisture infusing conditioner on my mustache and goatee when home, but when traveling, sometimes I am relegated to using a cheap hotel brand that doesn't work very well. On a recent trip, I was with a provider who was very sensitive and I wasn't able to enjoy dining at the Y. Another issue is the fragrance of some conditioners, a coconut flavored mustache might not be appreciated by everyone...

Can anyone recommend a tried-and-true mustache softener, hopefully that comes in travel size, possibly with a fragrance that would be appreciated by everyone (pussy?)...