As for Stroke Guy, thanks for introducing me to "Stroke Guy: the Man, the Legend." Can't believe you call him that! I love Brass Balls on a chick. It also helps that Stroke Guy is funnier than shit.
Any providers/clients experience this? A fellow hobbier and friend of mine we'll call him "stroke guy" (he is a New York legend) was at a NJ short stay with a provider and had a "mini-stroke." All hell broke loose as he was already naked and given he weighs about 300 lbs there was no way the girl was going to help him up and get him dressed. The paramedics and cops came, found him sprawled naked on the floor, and believe it or not, the girl was given some kind of interrogation by LE as to whether she drugged him, etc. Stroke Guy was able to speak to her innocence but he got carted away to the hospital. I and some of Stroke Guy's other friends had to tell his wife he was at a bar with me, etc.... I guess this is just a risk of the hobby for both providers and the hobbier, and all the more incentive to keep in shape and get regular medical check-ups..... and not to weight 300 freaking pounds. Stroke Guy is fine and back in the hobby and he and I still laugh about this.
I visit her at her home, while BF is away. She has a high sex drive and is with a BF who is rarely interested in sex! She comes so hard that I worry she might pass out or worse have a stroke. She's looks healthy, approx 120ibs, 5'6", 34D-26-34!
Sounds like your fuck buddy friend would do well as a provider, and her measurements are perfect! If she enters the business, let me know!
Hmmm..... Stroke Guy has pretty much been seeing hags for the last six months or so. I wonder if that is a life-saving technique as a hag will not have the energy level of a younger provider. I will ask him about this and report back.
As promised, I interrogated Stroke Guy on his fascination with hags and fat chicks. After telling me to fuck off and to get out of his office, he said, "they are not hags" and "okay, maybe some were a little fat." However, he did indicate that the less-in-demand providers offer him convenience and the ability to pretty much book an appointment with no advance notice and he finds that to be a big plus. Also, the hole in his forehead (which CSJ deemed the "bullet hole") is completely healed.
I know of a provider whose client died in the middle of a date of a heart attack. He was a diabetic and mixed alcohol etc. LE was understanding but his widow got real nosy and she had to go UTR.
In such medical emergencies, I have learned it's best to stick around rather than scramble for the hills.
By that I mean, I've had to lie to my buddy's SO's for their extracurricular activities. I stood in their weddings, for fuck sakes. But my brothers are my brothers, and they've stood by me when I had my own personal hell...
Funny thing too is, I have personal experience as far as a person's cardiovascular system fucking you in the ass. Both me and my dad had heart attacks and we bailed each other out. Mine cuz of drugs, his cuz of age.
If I was in the situation where I had another heart attack, and I happened to be with a provider, I would tell her to get dressed and get the fuck out. Give me the phone and let me call the front desk if we're at a hotel. Her incall. I'll get dressed and go to my car, then call the ambulance.
I know what it feels like. It was 15 years ago, but you never forget that pain. Gasping for air. Your chest caved in.
Good times...! ![]()
Mp are you saying your a liability?![]()
As for Stroke Guy, thanks for introducing me to "Stroke Guy: the Man, the Legend." Can't believe you call him that! I love Brass Balls on a chick. It also helps that Stroke Guy is funnier than shit.
But some would have to admit, they wouldn't mind having on their resume' they were the one that fucked MP to an early grave.
Might be doing everybody else a favor, lol.
My cousin, who is a few years younger than me(44) had a stroke almost ten years ago. Fucker was bouncing off the walls and his stupid-ass GF didn't have the sense enough to call the fucking ambulance until it was too late and now he's paralyzed on the left side of his body. Hating life.
There's a drug they give you within the first 2 hours of the attack that will reverse the outcome. Like it never happened.
Fucking wise up. Know the symptoms and know it can be reversed.
I went to 'school'. I know the signs of a heart attack and a stroke. I was there. Imagine yourself drowning, but you're not in water. You can't breathe. You panic. Your arms and legs go numb because your heart won't circulate blood to them anymore. You start to black out and all you think about is regrets.
The worst part was laying in the hospital. Tubes everywhere. They brought me food, but I wouldn't eat it. People came to see me and asked me how come I didn't eat. I told them if I ate I'd fall asleep. They asked what's wrong with that? I said if I fall asleep I was afraid I wouldn't wake up again.
I'm glad you and Stroke Guy can laugh about this. I don't find it funny in the slightest bit.
I have one the minute i walk into my providers room!!!
Hot face and body= a rise in my BP!!
Wish all that blood wo
would go to my penis, i'd have a monster hard on!!!!!
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