Only true stories, and leave out the mean-spirited crap.
I'll kick it off:
Many years ago, there was a poster who wanted to know what a "cheese pot" was. It was bugging the hell out of him that when he had been with a provider the night before, and was using his hands, she kept saying, with great feeling, "Find my cheese pot!! Find my cheese pot!!"
I'd say pretty much anything mrfisher or mikey write. The subject is unimportant, their dementedly different take on the world is what does it. So fuck you both very much.
A beautiful and fit provider asking the boards if she was too fat lol. I think it's funny because if you have self esteem issues, this type of thing is not for you. Or maybe it was for attention lol just saying....
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