TER General Board

Most of us are aware that dicks come in various sizes.
joecarter 2865 reads
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for providing XL condoms lies with who?  I met a high-end/priced friend the other day for the first time.  I need larger condoms/FC's but I neglected to tell her in the set-up email (my bad) and forgot to bring some. I was attempting to be vague and discrete i my email but was apparently too much so.  Is it unreasonable to expect that those be made available by the provider?  The unfortunate outcome was that junior was choked out.

Thanks for your thoughts

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1044 reads
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and have had no problems with ladies being willing to use them whether they had larger condoms or not -   after all it saves them a buck or two :P    

interestingly my favorite local agencies have caught on - when I started visiting I brought my own because all the girls had usually were skinny ones -   but now they all seem to have my very favorite type on han

hbyist+truth=;( 901 reads
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I ask because guys who are large and have issues with say condoms and being able to fit should let the lady know and their are ways without actually saying "I have a huge schlong, can ya take it?"

Like a famous ex-hooker I don't carry large condoms because I have no intention of servicing a huge ding dong. Now all a dude has to say in an email is he needs a large helmet when cycling. I suggest that he choose another bike that is a better fit for his ride. See, no harm, no foul, everyone leaves happy and not in pain...lol

JohnyComeAlready 762 reads
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funwmadison See my TER Reviews 897 reads
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I am sure your friend just ran out of the XL.  Since you are a big guy, I would bring your own XL sealed in the small 3 pack.  I had a friend over last year and he was on the small side.  A regular stayed on but was not tight enough to give him max pleasure.  So I went out and purchased XS.  Now I would never tell a guy, oh you need the small size but I have them and have used them since.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 905 reads
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just 7" or a little more in length but very thick -  almost 7 in circumference -   but a in a typical condom I only last five or ten minutes at most before wilting - it constricts and I feel less and less over time and therefore deflate...    in my favorite condoms I can last as long as I want - which is usually at least 20-30 minutes at a time....      

It's thick enough that typically ladies have had to take it pretty slow until they open up - even when being licked and sometimes o'd first -  and I am patient and gentle about it - but afterward most seem to enjoy it and respond to it -  though I have been declined for anal a few times.....

JohnyComeAlready 896 reads
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7 / 36

a pussy enlargement... I'll have to contract that out... Any bidders, or - um fans?

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I ask because guys who are large and have issues with say condoms and being able to fit should let the lady know and their are ways without actually saying "I have a huge schlong, can ya take it?"  
   
 Like a famous ex-hooker I don't carry large condoms because I have no intention of servicing a huge ding dong. Now all a dude has to say in an email is he needs a large helmet when cycling. I suggest that he choose another bike that is a better fit for his ride. See, no harm, no foul, everyone leaves happy and not in pain...lol

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 854 reads
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many of the typical brands seem to be made from balloon rubber and are very insensitive as well -   and on me anyway the Trojan magnum or XL will sometimes roll down a bit, creating a "ridge" that becomes uncomfortable for the lady -

the best brands I have found are all foreign, very thin,  stay on properly and give good sensitivity -its worth doing some shopping around.....

MasterZen 33 Reviews 883 reads
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9 / 36

and you are responsible for maximizing your own pleasure. Condoms can make a big difference in this, and there really aren't "standard sizes". Large, Magnum, XL and XXL all vary in dimensions by brand and sometimes within brand.

Most condoms are about the same length - between 6.75" and 7.25" in unrolled length. Good for 90%+ guys. Girth is much different. That is where you can be "choked out". Check this out:

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-sizes/suggested-condom-width-in-relation-to-penis-circumference

Find a condom you like best (I prefer Skyn Large) and bring it. Take charge of your own pleasure.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1073 reads
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10 / 36

I for one like to keep a laminating machine on hand for the really big ones.

MasterZen 33 Reviews 1017 reads
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11 / 36

try this. All the guy does is dip his tool and it is coated. Plus, it's cheap and comes in many colors.

Lila Aubrey See my TER Reviews 837 reads
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12 / 36

But then again, it doesn't hurt to tell her (after you've been screened) what you prefer.

She can't read your mind or super vague clues, so the best thing is to say something.  Someone asked to use FCs recently and I'm glad he spoke up, or I wouldn't have brought any.



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AdelleAnderson See my TER Reviews 927 reads
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So after all this talk about size and fit....
I have visions of a line of cocks all waiting to be measured......oh dear....that appointment I am waiting for can't get here soon enough now!!!! LOL!

And I too, keep a variety of sizes as well as FC, because I am in Rhode Island where size doesn't matter :)

bonordonor 1091 reads
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skarphedin 1080 reads
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hbyist+truth=;( 923 reads
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Posted By: JohnyComeAlready
a pussy enlargement... I'll have to contract that out... Any bidders, or - um fans?  
   
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I ask because guys who are large and have issues with say condoms and being able to fit should let the lady know and their are ways without actually saying "I have a huge schlong, can ya take it?"  
     
  Like a famous ex-hooker I don't carry large condoms because I have no intention of servicing a huge ding dong. Now all a dude has to say in an email is he needs a large helmet when cycling. I suggest that he choose another bike that is a better fit for his ride. See, no harm, no foul, everyone leaves happy and not in pain...lol

skarphedin 913 reads
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Posted By: MasterZen
and you are responsible for maximizing your own pleasure. Condoms can make a big difference in this, and there really aren't "standard sizes". Large, Magnum, XL and XXL all vary in dimensions by brand and sometimes within brand.  
   
 Most condoms are about the same length - between 6.75" and 7.25" in unrolled length. Good for 90%+ guys. Girth is much different. That is where you can be "choked out". Check this out:  
   
 http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-sizes/suggested-condom-width-in-relation-to-penis-circumference  
   
 Find a condom you like best (I prefer Skyn Large) and bring it. Take charge of your own pleasure.

hbyist+truth=;( 880 reads
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Tried and no amount of O's or warming up works. And 30 minutes of that and I would be in the emergency room calling loudly for painkillers. I do a Nancy Reagan and "just say no" to large thick dicks.

bonordonor 907 reads
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Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 1320 reads
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Dear Madison:
I am just wondering from a females point of view have you ever been suprised by a man's size?  Also has it ever been counter with respect to what you been told as well? Finally are there any types of condoms that have been known to interfere with the
transportation of blood flow during the course of arousal.  Also would you tend to be a latex or a polyurethane girl as well with respect to preferences of condoms?

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 954 reads
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22 / 36

especially for mature gents who may have some circulation issues or mild ED -  less constriction - but you do need to keep an eye out that you don't shuck it off inside :p

I like the Kimono micro thin large as well - it's my third fave behind

Bravo Wicked Thin Large

and

Crown "Skinless"

which although it is not marketed as a large condom has one of the largest  
circumferences which combined with the thinness (and lack of constriction)
works well for me

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 875 reads
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24 / 36

vary in depth and circumference and in a sense of inverted "shape" -

I am accustomed to many providers signaling a bit of reticence at first -  not unwillingness just a cautions approach...    I know enough to short stroke and be gentle until I feel her open up...  but some are a bit defensive at first - most accommodate it fairly quickly and it has delivered a lot of "Oh my Gods" and its share of Os as well -  

and really - it's not even porn star big -  

but it is true that I've had my share of providers who took it for  a few minutes and then tried to move me on to oral or asked to take a break and I am sensitive to that despite the fact that I do like to pound :p

and I've had a few sessions where we stayed in oral because she felt as you do

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 821 reads
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some gents who are not large do well with them -   no offense intended -

bonordonor 849 reads
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skarphedin 952 reads
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skarphedin 913 reads
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hammerhead896 50 Reviews 1023 reads
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and a lot of times the girls only carry them and the kind of bunch up on my dick which does not help me with the sensation thing very well )=:

bonordonor 703 reads
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Arovet 62 Reviews 933 reads
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I'm concerned about having a good session.  I learned the hard way to always bring my favorites...if they're not Thins the large ones are like an inner tube.

skarphedin 752 reads
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Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 798 reads
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at first it was because I liked the brand - but subsequently I've been told on several occasions that it's good that I brought them, as they didn't have my size.  No point risking things.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 704 reads
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You picked a loser.  I would never rely, nor trust a client to bring the gifts.  I always have multiples to choose from just in case. Sad to say the very least.  You should write a review.  A provider should never assume every Johnson is the same size & needs to be prepared always this is a business.

AnotherDonJohn 635 reads
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Unless it just became large recently ( elephantitus of the bells?). Lol

Posted By: joecarter
for providing XL condoms lies with who?  I met a high-end/priced friend the other day for the first time.  I need larger condoms/FC's but I neglected to tell her in the set-up email (my bad) and forgot to bring some. I was attempting to be vague and discrete i my email but was apparently too much so.  Is it unreasonable to expect that those be made available by the provider?  The unfortunate outcome was that junior was choked out.  
   
 Thanks for your thoughts

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 928 reads
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Skyn Regular
and
Skyn Large - (which is still the size of the regulars)

Never got into FCs, but perhaps that would be ideal for these circumstances. And they have latex free. :D

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