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"Most interesting"
I guess it depends on WHAT is "most interesting."
The place with the most interesting situation was within a long stone's throw of lava flows on either side.
The place with the most interesting view was from a small submersible off the Pacific coast.
The place with the most interesting audience was a set of very attentive monkeys in India.
The place with the most interesting sunset was on a catamaran in the Carribean.
The elevator roulette sounds good, but I think I'd need a high rise... er, besides the one I'd bring myself...
Would be interested in seeing the most interesting places you have done it with a provider.
So far, my most interesting place has been in an elevator @ 3am playing "elevator roulette". Push all the buttons and hope no one is there when the door opens. (helps to be in a condo complex with only 4 floors, not recommended in the Trump Towers for example)
Other nominees?
Las Vegas, 2 am. driving down the strip the top down her on my lap grinding away ... got alot of looks, smiles, and thumbs up at each stoplight.
1) In the restroom of an airplane at 35,000 feet somewhere between Honolulu and San Francisco. She stood up, leaning over the toilet, facing the wall, and I had just enough room behind her to go at it. The flight attendants gave us a "look" as both of us exited the bathroom at the same time.
2) On a plastic sheet in a rain forest in Hawaii. Actually, the "it" that was done was that she made me masturbate for her, talking dirty the whole time. Does this count? I think it shold get double points, especially for all the mosquito bites I had to take.
3) In the front seat of my car in a driving rainstorm at a rest stop on the New Jersey Turnpike.
4) In my car in a parking lot in NYC -- this was actually quite common in the days when SWs were around everywhere.
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1) In the front seat of a car, while going thru a car wash!
In HONOLULU, Hawaii 1988. Picked up a provider in one of the Korean strip clubs there; I was in the Navy at the time and had to be back on board the ship in about three hours. No time or money for a hotel, did it in an ally whilr I sat down on step of a tractor trailer rig.
"That'd be in the butt, Bob"
;^)
Did in the LAX parking lot,she was running late for our session,she told me to meet her at the airport,before she flew back home.Did it in a mobile home,was one of the best B-day present I recieved !!!
The story has evolved over the years, but here's the original clip. I think it's better than the legend.
Edited because the buggers wouldn't allow a direct link to the video, so here's the whole story with clips at the bottom.
-- Modified on 12/20/2003 12:52:09 PM
In a car in the countryside of Tuscany. Driving through the countryside, just enjoying the view on a two lane road all of a sudden, over about mile are a dozen or so women on the side of the road flagging down cars. Some Italian but mostly from Africa. Some had lawn chairs, ice chests - out of the blue there was this whole scene. This was truly the middle of no where - no major city anywhere near. So I get to the end of this and think "what the hell??" so I circle back and think "what the hell!". Find a nice looking curvaceous black woman from Nigeria and off we go in my car. She leads me through the Tuscan country side, down the dirt road through the row of poplars and there we do it. To die for Tuscan view, farm lands, sunny day and I’m in the front seat of the car like a teenager. And just like a horny teen it was a bit of a quickie but I just had to – it was so unexpected and somewhat surreal.
I think that's probably treason, or something like it. This one probably wins. Whoever the provider was, I'd love to meet her.
I guess it depends on WHAT is "most interesting."
The place with the most interesting situation was within a long stone's throw of lava flows on either side.
The place with the most interesting view was from a small submersible off the Pacific coast.
The place with the most interesting audience was a set of very attentive monkeys in India.
The place with the most interesting sunset was on a catamaran in the Carribean.
The elevator roulette sounds good, but I think I'd need a high rise... er, besides the one I'd bring myself...
--- At a rest stop on the (NJ) Garden State Parkway in the backseat of my car with her riding CG as passing headlights would illuminate her completely immersed into her sensuality.
--- Same lady, same night. In a closed car dealership parking lot on Rte. 3 in NJ after seeing a Bruce Springsteen show at the Meadowlands.
--- In a hotel public jacuzzi. Nobody around, so what the hell? HJ's and BJ's under water!
--- In an adult XXX theatre with live dancers. The dancers would work the room for lap dances but this one whispered in my ear that she wanted to fuck me right then and there -- so she slid a condom on me and we had at it with some stranger sitting right next to us watching the whole thing!
In the back seat of a car, with her husband driving, around (of all places) Lancaster, PA.
Under a rack of parked canoes after a moonlit walk on the beach in Treasure Island, FL WOW
This was back in the early 80's - it was a beautiful late Fall evening in the South (cool but not cold). The field was Astro Turf back then. I was a Graduating Senior and my GF (not a Provider) said she was up for it. We took a Blanket Out there, and "Whoa Nellie, had a real barn-burner on our hands under moon-lit skies".
The funniest thing about it was the next home game, the visiting team's running back fell down, untouched by any of our defenders, at the EXACT same spot. So I immediately start jumping up and down yelling, "He slipped on my cum stain, he slipped on my cum stain!!!" Even my GF was proud about it (but she acted embarrassed at the time). I still feel like I should have gotten credit for the tackle. LOL
Ahhh, memories....
On the desk in the dean's office at graduate school on the day of commencement.
We could see the podium and the dean thru the window. She decided I needed a really good graduation gift and she was it.
One of the best memories of my life. Went up to get my diploma in my gown with gym shorts under it and nothing else but a wet willy and a smirk on my face.
Got a second present from her later that evening in the restraunt (sp).
On the front step, in the front yard of my parents house.
It's a very secluded spot from the road that you take to get to it. But it is in direct view of the bridge. Not with a provider, but one of my first girlfriends around 25 years ago. Oh, to be young again.
Top of lighthouse...........Hilton Head, S>C>
On my bosses desk. He was the owner of the company. I never could sit across from him again and keep a straight face.
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