Maybe DATY calls for a red and BBBJs call for a white. Hmmm. Has anyone brought his or her palate into the action to identify some appropriate varietals?

One also needs to take into account taste preferences and pairing for both giver and receiver. They will probably not be identical. As an example, were I giving head to a woman, I would definitely want to taste a white wine, perhaps an oaked but not buttery chardonnay, or maybe a Spätlese Riesling for its light sweetness.

Fine clear Sparkling Pear Juice, Just replying honest trust here.
Looks like it, taste like it, but overall it's not wine.

I know it's not a wine, but I was thinking Mudslide.

On the NY Board. Epic. Will someone please get this person back on her meds?

…has boredom gotten to you yet, over such a ridiculous post!?

You aren't doing it right if she isn't producing enough "lube" for the both of you...  

The earthy, slightly sweet, subtlety smoky musk aroma puts me in mind of a plump duck breast ready for searing with a hint of chanterelles, apricots and a top notes of lychee and coriander.

A new thread topic. I don't think I've seen this one before, and as a foody and winey I salute you too. Truly an Easter miracle.  
The idea of the Gewürztraminer came to me also, and the bubbly for a BJ, likewise.  
For DATO, a creme de cacao sounds about right.

A great way to celebrate the big "O" !

nicely with almost any activity.  And since its chilled, you can introduce a cold tongue to a warm body part for extra shivers!

It appears that like many of her meltdown's, all the evidence is gone.

If I'm salivating at the thought of romping in her bed, I'm not hoping to stomp my brain and senses with wine.  
   
    Now that you've made me think about Wino's and sex, I wonder if  reviews of an hour duration, with six pack orgasms between the two, were merely drunken  dreams of fantasy ?  

Red with beef....White with fish.

For DATO I was thinking of a bit darker.

In my youth, I hated the smell and taste of foods prepared with herbs and spices. I got over it later when I discovered wine accompaniment and, ultimately, studious wine pairing.

Maybe a good Limburger with DATY. Maybe some Cheese Whiz with BBBJ.

You come across as connoisseur on the subject of wines for starters that you've applied quite creatively by naming wine specifics with body from dry to sweet affecting taste to complimenting it’s application (very thoughtful). And, it does makes sense for some to use wine to lesson or kill the unpleasant taste/scent of semen and fluids from daty to dato, and/or what may also be exchanged.