Am I the only chick out there whose ladyboner goes crazy for COF? Seriously (and I don't mean to toot my own horn here but BEEP BEEP), I think I look pretty damn cute with a load on the bottom half of my face. Make me look like a fucking Jackson Pollock painting and I'm stoked.  

Because my guess would be that every TER client you have is going to be hitting that from now on...

COF isn't particularly my favorite even tho all the porn out there glorify it.  

Your Jackson Pollock paimting image just gave me a raging manboner.

I can whack one just off a pretty face alone. Even better if I can paint it with my man seed.  

Posted By: Tobi Telford

Am I the only chick out there whose ladyboner goes crazy for COF? Seriously (and I don't mean to toot my own horn here but BEEP BEEP), I think I look pretty damn cute with a load on the bottom half of my face. Make me look like a fucking Jackson Pollock painting and I'm stoked.  
   
 I've noticed though that I almost always have to ask for a dude to do it. You'd think with all of the porn out there that dudes would be asking to do it left and right, but not so much. Maybe it's a dying trend.

Is it odd if a provider asks "What are your fantasies?" before the act?

Even if I know the lady likes it, I feel it's disrespectful to her.

Some insist on it, in fact.

One gal I know tried it because she knew I liked it so much, but decided that she just can't get into it.

COF is the Pernod of the hobby, I guess.

One gal let's me do it IF afterwards I lick it off her face and then let her suck it out of my mouth.  Really hot!

Regardless of the fact that this is P4P some of us are actually mindful of not doing something that would seem too gonzo or over the top that a lady would be offended.  I think I can speak for us old guys when I say that we love some of the more outre (but not crazy) stuff but we sometimes hold back on asking.  One of the absolute best things about playing here is learning about the rich variety of sexual experiences that many women genuinely enjoy.  And thank you and every lady who has let me fly my freak flag and who has had fun letting me do it.

I will do it but if it gets in my hair I want to shower right then. In fact I will head straight to the bathroom to wash it off. Sorry but I cannot stand the smell. And I do not want it in my hair.

I am almost nonplussed by it. I just want to get it off my face as fast as I can, without of course making him feel bad.

1. Many guys are too polite and don't want to risk any offense with that request.

sharing anything sexual about themselves, especially fantasies that they may have kept chained up inside for their entire lives. Others just see fantasies as something they would like to remain fantasy... no desire to act them out.  

Might I also suggest some safety goggles?

I usually start and finish with BBBJ, so at the beginning when things are getting hot I tell her that's the way I want to finish, so she should just tell me where she wants it.  As long as I get off I don't care where it spills.  The last gal told me she wanted it on her butt and to please rub it in.  Of course I complied.  I am a very nice guy, after all

Its either going to hit her in the damn eye or miss completely.
Then someone may slip, and fall. Very dangerous

Add the gogs and I am ready to go! Still need to wash it off my face though but certainly solves the hair and eye issue.

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I am guessing a guy wants some of it on facial flesh. I mean it would negate me having to jump up and go wash as I could just pull of the mask. Just don;t think a guy would be too thrilled if I went "hang on sexypants I just have to put on my gas mask so I don't get any actually on my face or in my eyes or on my hair". I would expect the dude to go "forget it".

Come on hair, mussed makeup.

Posted By: Tobi Telford

Am I the only chick out there whose ladyboner goes crazy for COF? Seriously (and I don't mean to toot my own horn here but BEEP BEEP), I think I look pretty damn cute with a load on the bottom half of my face. Make me look like a fucking Jackson Pollock painting and I'm stoked.  
   
 I've noticed though that I almost always have to ask for a dude to do it. You'd think with all of the porn out there that dudes would be asking to do it left and right, but not so much. Maybe it's a dying trend.

It's also one of the reasons that I like providers who do Greek.

Awesome answer!

Us dudes get hammered with information about how girls HATE COF that's why.

I love talking about fantasies with providers;  it's fun.  Usually I get some really interesting input and ideas as well.  Sometimes we act on them - sometimes it's something that requires some advance planning for the next session and sometimes it's stuff that is just way off the wall that ain't gonna happen.  Sometimes they will talk about stuff they've done in their personal lives or other sessions that's similar.   It's all good.

But not because of the smell or anything, just because my Mufasa mane takes a REALLY long time to tame. So if some substance (including water) gets in it, it's going to be an issue. Hopefully the dude has good aim.  

What's surprising is that you'll dish out a free half hour on a 2hr date. That's probably what had him taken aback. Guess he didn't realize how lucky he was! Or maybe he thought you were going to charge him for the overage? I doubt it was the question, though.  

I'm way too claustrophobic for that shit. I'll take the jizz on my face, please.

No. That was Steve Marriott of Humble Pie

Now I know about "your" reasons I get it. And please do not take offence, but the reason I am not a fan is the dominance factor. I do not like being dominated at all. I think it is mostly about intent. And that brings the subject to the forefront about why some men and some women do not like it at all as they feel it is disrespectful.  

I don;t think many guys know how long it takes to get good hair. Those of us with long hair or hair that needs straightening, it is a chore and not to mention too much washing ruins your hair.

I really feel the reasons why have something to do with how it makes a woman feel more than it getting in their hair, and I mean civvie more than hooker for the hair reference

In creating such beautiful artwork. Also I have no problem asking for what I want, but it's a hell of a lot hotter hearing you DEMAND what you want! So I'm glad you beat me to it (pun intended). And don't worry about it being a dying trend, I'll help you keep it alive. By the way the mufasa thing was your fault Fire Marshall Tobi.

Posted By: Tobi Telford

Am I the only chick out there whose ladyboner goes crazy for COF? Seriously (and I don't mean to toot my own horn here but BEEP BEEP), I think I look pretty damn cute with a load on the bottom half of my face. Make me look like a fucking Jackson Pollock painting and I'm stoked.  
   
 I've noticed though that I almost always have to ask for a dude to do it. You'd think with all of the porn out there that dudes would be asking to do it left and right, but not so much. Maybe it's a dying trend.

Raced to get it off and treated it as if it were toxic.  When I asked her she should've just said no.

hair gel

Keep it cummin! lol

Humble Pie may have done a song with the same title, but Jim Dandy and BOA rocked "Hot and Nasty" on their debut album. Spent many a night in my youth getting toasted listening to that and the Joe Walsh album "The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get." Good times indeed!

In reality, it makes it crusty.  

if he misses and still shoots and scores, you try and wash this mop afterwards LOL NO thank you. Keep it south I say.  

Since we'll never meet, it will be difficult for me to wash your hair.

posting a lil better and actually 'seem' nice, I thought perhaps you could be a guy to do 'that' kinda thing lol. Oh well.  

Half CIM and half COF.  I reviewed the session, and this was a significant reason for giving her a 10 for performance that night.  

I don't want to make a guy feel like that. I will let a guy know before hand that I will be up and washing fairly briskly and if he finds that offensive he can just say I won't bother and I am fine with that.  

For some I am not and for others, they think I am the shit. Good thing there are ladies for every taste

Cum On Bird Legs

you absolutely love my BL's!! Your ladyboner looks like a weather balloon when you see them! That might actually explain why you want to give that a try

For someone who doesn't like to talk dirty or discuss details you picked a hell of subject to talk about!

I wouldn't normally unless asked, then sure, happy to.  Would hesitate because would not want to offend the provider.

Correction: I like having spirited discussions on DISCUSSION BOARDS about a wide variety of topics. What I don't like are introductory emails that contain excruciating, graphic detail about what you want "done" to you in a date that you haven't even been screened for. Especially when my ads/website say specifically not to go there. Oh, and that I'm not a domme.  

Pun intended.  

Posted By: doinchurchwork

you absolutely love my BL's!! Your ladyboner looks like a weather balloon when you see them! That might actually explain why you want to give that a try  
   

Posted By: Tobi Telford

Cum On Bird Legs

I left the door wide open for you on that one. That's what I get for typing while driving the damn PV! And NO do not explain PV.

Posted By: Tobi Telford

Pun intended.  
   

Posted By: doinchurchwork

you absolutely love my BL's!! Your ladyboner looks like a weather balloon when you see them! That might actually explain why you want to give that a try  
     

Posted By: Tobi Telford

Cum On Bird Legs

As soon as I hit post you wouldn't be able to resist. No more setups in this one...I hope. You just wait til I see you, which is soon, cuz its on troublemaker

I'm already squirming with anticipation to see you, now it's going to take a bulldozer to keep me away. COF is a favorite of mine, nothing better than a great looking woman with cum on her face. Yummy!

I just really like the way cum looks on a good looking woman's face. I wouldn't care to cum on an unattractive woman's face.

understand that. I think it's awesome that ya wouldn't want to disrespect someone- but we are here to fullfil your fantasies, Let it flow, anywhere & everywhere!!!!!
I advertise that I'm here for romance- but to me that just means the ambience of it- cuz I also clearly state your every fantasy (altho there wud be some limits for health reasons,etc...) but as the romantic moments grow more passionate & the heat is turned up- I'm expecting the guy to feel comfortable enough to do watever he feels!!!! I understand a man not wanting to push limits with his SO, after all he does hav to face her every day....but with me- that's why I'm here, so you can let go & not feel uncomforttable in any way....I hope you would respect me for wanting to please you......
I had another provider of 20yrs tell me I was disrespecting myself cuz I like & enjoy greek....I dn't have a boyfriend, I could be seeing a married guy regularly like she does while she escorts- but I dnt have one like that...so why would I continue to deny myself the pleasure I enjoy when there's guy's out there who will help my with my bills & give me the good times I soooooo desire cuz of the fact everytime I try to date someone they gotta play so many games it's bores me.....Dude if your reading this- sory but your cock wasn't that special sooooo keep on denying me......& anyone out there who loves getting freaky & doesn't like drama, please remember I don't feel the least bit disrespected if my bills are getting paid!